Mary

Well aren’t you a hot-diggity-dog and a scalawag, to boot

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Flo from Progressive bitch.

[Mary @muuuurs]

Honest to god I’m DONE with @YouNetflix

[Pakks🧡 @_pakks]

“I was never afraid before you showed up” #TheLastOfUs

[Mary @muuuurs]

I hate you @Ticketmaster

[Mary @muuuurs]

@cherryyyybomb GET IT!!!

[Neurokida @AshleyG84288214]

Me when Alicent thought Viserys meant he wanted her rapist son to be king. #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

[Mary @muuuurs]

#TimeToShine

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

politicians should be required to wear a jacket that has all the corporations sponsoring them like nascar

[Mary @muuuurs]

Tired is an understatement rn

[IANOAMP 🇦🇸 @nillagoesghost]

Rolling with the punches.

[Mary @muuuurs]

Just strained my neck trying to crump

[Aaron @ShangChiTheGOAT]

#MoonKnight spoilers with no context

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I am always sweating

[Mary @muuuurs]

It’s 9:53AM and all I want is a Baja blast

[Mary @muuuurs]

The fact that you can only order one set of free COVID test per household is so bogus.