Z5Muva 💚

🗣️ We’re sorry the number you have dialed is disconnected or no longer in service 👀✌🏾 BIG MAC not the little one 🤞🏾‼️

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

As I got older they came by the dozen 😭😭 no gray hairs just moles 😒😤

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

Straight finessed and finagled his ass 😭😭

[TMZ @TMZ]

😳 Boosie Badazz sues after paying $600K for a Trump pardon that never materialized.

What we know: https://t.co/xX5BcXRjyp

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

Mannnn 🥹 my Granddaddy too 😭😭

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

I wish heaven had a cashapp I know my grandma see me struggling

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

I want crabs but I also want a seafood boil 😩 My bestie said oysters and liquor… now we’re scrambling to find a place that does all 4 😌😭😭

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

😭😭😭

[! @cfwmx]

even my mama kno ion gaf

[WHAM @WhamSteppa]

lock in baby girl, it's your turn

[mel @7969ss]

Every man who's called me crazy has also called me again later

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

Ain’t nothing like a good hood corner store cold cut 😌 I swear it’s a store on Braddish with the best cold cuts for 6.50 plus chips and a soda 🥹 toes curling right about now 😭😭

[WICK @1wickedwick]

pretty girls do nasty things for real nggas

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

Idk Minister Angela was kinda wrong 😭😭

[Doll ♒ 1/21 @Evonnegisellee]

Lol @ Jacki-o blocking JT 😭..but I agree once you start doing that demonic shit I can't fuk with it, and shes saved now..

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

Me when I lie 😭😭😭

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

More…

[juju @jujunym]

u ever just waste 5 years of ur life on 1 person 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

people who lick ears are a different kind of breed. they are the real freaks

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

Stop watching my social media and thinking everything about you 🤷🏽‍♀️ BUT IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT BITCH!!

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

no one will love you more than an obsessive female with abandonment issues

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

@Gr1meystain Begging no… dry begging YES 😭😭

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

One monkey don’t stop the show 😉🤭

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

Because they hate themselves 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Somboy @offixialSomboy]

why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason.

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

* Hootin’ and hollerin’

[solé @layxsnv]

I just be in my bed scrollin, hollering & rubbin my feet together 🤣

[Z5Muva 💚 @muva_mac]

Like a freshly grilled piece of bbq chicken 😭😭

[solé @layxsnv]

Me after being outside for 5 mins 🤣🤣