manic pixie dream foe

all gas, no brakes, smooth brain

[manic pixie dream foe @muvasabrina]

i am rebuking everything that happened this year and emerging hotter, meaner, and more insane

[trap possum @pimpinpossum69]

commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintances instagram post of their newborn baby

[Yasha Levine @yashalevine]

everyone busy issuing statements like they are sovereign citizens running their own press office. just the funniest age.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing and never letting that horse rest in peace

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i love being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

[trash jones @jzux]

feeling kind of lonely today. maybe i should open instagram and see 8 different people i know from college getting married

[trash jones @jzux]

people in their late 20s and early 30s are like "this is my emotional support trip to japan"

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Maybe U gained an hour of sleep ok I gained an hour of phone time before bed

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

over this??? this is the most rigged shit ive ever seen

[Mrs. Game & Watch @bunnywhitexoxo]

every 9/11 this is the only thing i can think about

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

Saying “can momtok even survive this?” after every minor inconvenience

[manic pixie dream foe @muvasabrina]

@VivaDaniellee Ok so what I would do 3 full rotations back and forth for a whole 24 hrs for a glimpse of you

[mc. @maiigician]

Spent time with my friends so my crash out is POSTPONED

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I’ve lost years of my life to 2-factor authentication

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

mmm whatcha say

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

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[ēdē @theidi_]

Have I dated men yea

[manic pixie dream foe @muvasabrina]

@DaniLongLegs_ Oh girl I have THOUGHTS

[trash jones @jzux]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me