Matt Huxtable

A badger would dismiss a gecko

[Matt Huxtable @muxtable]

@UEFAcom @Conf_League absolute shambles trying to get into the ground. Fans passing out and no allowance for wheelchair access. Spoke to 2 managers who both blamed the fans despite them being the only ones trying to help. Sort your shit out

[Matt Huxtable @muxtable]

Self indulgent post incoming...

[Matt Huxtable @muxtable]

@mattletiss7 Bet you weren't the oldest one on the train before the vaccines, makes you think

[Matt Huxtable @muxtable]

Not a bad few days that. Family, friends, Palace and some bonus fun at Spezia. We're on our way...

[Matt Huxtable @muxtable]

@yacufc @CheddarReserves Completely agree, had a great game especially second half when we put lots of long balls into the box with the swirling wind. Impressive at only 16, well played Yusuf

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food. Ensuring she is educated in the correct cuts of steak to purchase.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
🤣🤣

[Isabelle Westbury @izzywestbury]

In this essay I will explain why the ECB have decided not to sack McCullum & co.:

1. Avoid a payout

/Ends/

[Ed Acteson @Ed_Acteson]

People said Palace are shit in Europe. They called us embarrassing.

Well, we just narrowly beat the 2nd best side in Cyprus. At the 3rd attempt. In extra time. After they went down to 9 men.

Think a few apologies are owed.

[Dan Weston @SAAdvantage]

A player wanting a detailed conversation with decision makers about what they need to do shouldn’t be too much to ask, in fact it should be absolutely routine.

It is difficult to defend a management group who are unwilling to have these conversations.

It’s part of the job.

[Matt Huxtable @muxtable]

@bbctms I think it's fair to think Livingstone had more than enough chances AND he should have been managed better. There does seem to be a recurring theme that players are returned to their counties without any aftercare plan which is a huge concern re wellbeing and future involvement

[Matt Huxtable @muxtable]

@CricketTragic5 @NoContextCounty Finance team hoping he doesn't take too many wickets

[Matt Huxtable @muxtable]

@Ajh1972258480 @NewquayClubshop I get that completely and of course there will be instances where that happens after postponements, I think fixtures could be setup a little bit smarter to avoid the longer journeys being put in for midweeks when first released

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Take it away, Hendo x

[Matt Huxtable @muxtable]

Tune. Player.

[‏ً @Bk8iP3]

Adam Wharton - Fools Gold (reup)

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Manager: Why didn’t you CC me on that email?

Employee: It was a routine update, nothing critical.

Manager: I want to be looped in on everything.

Employee: That slows things down and shows distrust.

Manager: If you can’t handle oversight, maybe you’re not fit for this role.

Employee: Constant monitoring doesn’t improve work, it kills initiative.

Micromanagement isn’t control, it’s insecurity in disguise.
Great leaders trust. Toxic ones suffocate.

[Matt Huxtable @muxtable]

I wish more players realised what it takes from so many people to keep a club running smoothly, too many are too quick to make short term decision based on one thing only

[Matt Huxtable @muxtable]

@TomDutty Wilson would score more

[Matt Huxtable @muxtable]

@PalaceReport Would assume this is more likely to be an exchange for a Championship loan rather than first team minutes

[Matt Huxtable @muxtable]

@Luke_Seychell Wages!