muyiwa

Photography, cupcakes, my kids, my father, fatherhood, music, laughter, love, reading, cooking, design, chess, Words with Friends, GoT.

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@ChefResha 6 yr old: Hey the toothpaste on my chin looks like a beard.
Me (proudly): Oh like daddy’s beard?
6 yr old: Oh, no - a cool beard.

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@GeauxGabrielle Lol

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@GeauxGabrielle I *think* you can return it and get a refund minus a small processing fee. So that way you’re not screwed if you can’t go but you’re not out here scalping either.

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@Bethenny Ozark

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@CoCoRobichaux Feel you. I think I saw a couple black dudes in the new GoT though…

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@comradesipho Buahahahahahahaaaa

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@melissabeck Bruh. Life comes at you fast.

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@TheHorrorHottie lol lol lol not Stepped On!!!

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@GeauxGabrielle Fuck, I’m so fucking sorry.

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@quendergeer Hold on a second - wasn’t there a settlement?

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@baileypup97 EXACTLY. Fvcking oblivious.

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@angelohimselfx I remember this one lady was finding people mothers socials and forwarding the mums the unsolicited dick pics their sons were sending. GENIUS.

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@melvaz22 My daughter’s in college - I make sure she has $$$ so if anyone ever thinks thats the trade, she can pay for dinner and bounce in peace.

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@theeashleyray Uh oh…
Sad if true - if you’re collecting $165 / hoodie, the least you can do is deliver, and still profit.

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@GeauxGabrielle Damn. Got a paycheck and margin called at the same time lol.

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@chartreusebuds Damn. I’m a Gemini, and I feel very, very, very attacked. Yikes.

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@TheSuffers Luke Whitney!

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@melissabeck No.

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@GabTheGem You shouldn’t have had to ask. That shit should have basically been direct deposit.

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@AmmahStarr *amazingly mild sentencing

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@clare_stagg Totally got mine a few days ago. They even sent a tracking number a couple of days before I actually got it.