muyphilese

fellow hater

[َ @shannonIynch]

grocery shopping in the middle of the day and the cashier asked me why am i not in school

[Samantha Bush @stillonzoloft]

Me after saying “I wanna switch gears” in the middle of conversation

[Septimus Prime @septimusajprime]

“I’m massively surprised to be in the final”
“It’s cos of Shakira”
Who humbled Harry like that??? #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

[Brendan @Short4deka]

@danies394 It’s the Michelin man. And everything that will win the star is coming from people other than Carmy - scallop from Syd, dessert from Marcus, experience and service by Richie, beef by Ibrahim. His purpose was to elevate them all to this place

[Dr. Danielle @danies394]

So this guy was a Michelin reviewer, right? The Bear’s actually gonna get a star, right? Sydney’s scallop will be highlighted, right?

[Grimoire @Grimoire43]

This is so deep. You’re free but in a world that doesn’t exist for you. Gonna need some alone time to reflect. Wow

[Advit @advitwake]

Been to the theatre 35 times this year already

[jay @kendallhosseini]

KIERAN CULKIN IS CAESAR FLICKERMAN

[STACO (｡･ω･｡) @samortism]

there are people saying that they hope it ‘isn’t woke’ like. bro did you watch the original show

[chefkids @girlflopping]

SYDCARMY ENDGAME

[Kee @lifewithkeerose]

Imagine if CC posted “hey, stop harassing Angel Reese” on her Instagram story within the past 2 years. She knows the nonstop hate has been primarily from her fanbase and she could be more of an active participant in stopping the hate but she hasn’t been. It could be so simple.

[brie 🍂 @briedidntask]

@BUCKSBETH depends on the day and the hair

[alyssa ✿ @djarinspascal]

i feel like a victorian man seeing a woman’s ankle for the first time

[alisia ⚢. @alisonlinee]

his tummy tuck will implode in 5 days.

[nemo | #1 eddie diaz apologist @drak3sword]

@lovmeanyway you're so evil i got so fucking excited for a second😭😭😭

[Lola @malbwgaf]

Khaby Lame at the #MetGala2025

[corb @awshuqs]

deleting instagram to avoid the college graduation posts so i, the failure, don’t kill myself

[diana @demieboes]

I probably would have watched Lost a lot sooner if I'd known they were stranded on face card island

[trin @lovelltrin]

that’s my family right there like i’m back home finally