Kelly Kershaw

[Kelly Kershaw @muzzahotstepper]

@elonmusk @Dominic2306 Oh please do fuck off with your A-Team chat. Mr T and Hannibal would think you lot are a bunch of absolute cretins. Stick to robots...they have your emotional intelligence 👍🏻

[Kelly Kershaw @muzzahotstepper]

I unlocked £30 Rush tickets for Mrs. Doubtfire on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/tJzojHAIKo

[Matt Hawksworth @ponte_pele]

30p Lee having a good night out

[Kelly Kershaw @muzzahotstepper]

@Independent

[Kelly Kershaw @muzzahotstepper]

@SonaliShah @LondonMarathon @magicfm Yes please! I'm running as a leprechaun!

[Kelly Kershaw @muzzahotstepper]

@LondonMarathon Freaking electrifying

[Kelly Kershaw @muzzahotstepper]

@michaelhogan He does resemble a roll-on deodorant as well

[Kelly Kershaw @muzzahotstepper]

Very proud to have worked on this for such an incredible charity

[Campaign: Media @CampaignMedia]

ITV debuts new ident format on Coronation Street with MND charity https://t.co/d2BV350ERg

[Kelly Kershaw @muzzahotstepper]

@TrademarkOdd I've followed you so I can DM you if that's ok?

[Kelly Kershaw @muzzahotstepper]

@RoylePin Ooh where are these from please?! X

[Kelly Kershaw @muzzahotstepper]

Is anyone any wiser as to when and there the Sault gig is? Blessings to anyone with info #sault @SaultGlobal

[Kelly Kershaw @muzzahotstepper]

Tell you who I would hatefully march against....it'd be Suella Braverman

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"I don't think there is any other way but to call them hate marches."

Home Secretary @SuellaBraverman tells Sky's @AliFortescue that anyone vandalising the Cenotaph 'must be jailed faster than feet can touch ground.'

https://t.co/i6pePxkSSP

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602 and YouTube

[Kelly Kershaw @muzzahotstepper]

Boxing...my verdict...BULLSHIT result 🥊

[James Nokise @JamesNokise]

I’m not quite sure how to explain what’s happened tonight, because it’s still happening - but here goes…

At 4:40pm I jumped on a train from London to Edinburgh..

It was comfy, it was quiet

In hindsight, too good to last…

[Kelly Kershaw @muzzahotstepper]

@PeggersCooks Can't message but want to buy three please!

[Rinse FM @RinseFM]

An insight into the history of grime. ‘8 Bar: The Evolution of Grime’ sets out the journey that delivered one of the UK’s most prolific genres: grime.📡

Check it out if you want the full update on how things went down in the grime scene, watch here: https://t.co/7ZjuA9bQ3G

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Sarina Wiegman has coached at four major tournaments and reached the final EVERY time:

▪️ Euro 2017 🇳🇱🏆
▪️ World Cup 2019 🇳🇱
▪️ Euro 2022 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
▪️ World Cup 2023 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⏳

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 107: 60km

Gonna be honest the last few days have probably been some of the toughest of my life.

On day 102 I was separated from the boys & the support van after some impassable roads in the planned route.

In an attempt to find the boys at a village on the plan B route, I stumbled into a rural settlement where the chief told me I must give him money. I had none. So that went down well.

Pretty soon I found myself surrounded by lots of game blokes with machetes. Was escorted out the village into the bush. Mind was racing. I’ve heard the horror stories. Thought I might be about to become one. Emptied my bag to show I had nothing but a half eaten biscuit. Gave it to them, and ran.

Spent the next few hours bushwhacking through overgrown jungle paths. Trying to stay off any tracks until I was far away. Made it to the village on the plan B route to find the road was also impassable for the support van again.

Exhausted and dehydrated, I started heading back to the last known place with passable roads when 2 blokes pulled up on a motorbike. They spoke no English but tried to communicate I must come with them to get back to my friends.

As you can imagine, I was extremely reluctant. I also had no money, food, water, signal, data, or knowledge of where the boys were. Was growing increasingly concerned that I wouldn’t find any of these things before sunset.

So I decided my best bet was to trust that the boys had sent these guys to bring me to them. What happened next was a 7 hour motorbike ride deeper into the jungle. In my head I thought this was it. Me. The self proclaimed hardest geezer. About to get held in a Congo gulag before being ripped apart limb by limb and eaten.

So yeah. That was some going. Eventually I rolled into a village late in the evening where I was taken into a hut, and lots of men argued about what to do with me and talked about how much money I owe them (still had none).

Then the acting chief who spoke small amounts of English came, and we managed to iron things out. Get French speaking Harry on the phone, and find that this was a misunderstanding. The boys spent the next couple days trying to get together a rescue plan through some of the worst roads I’ve ever seen. Bring some money for these people, and get me back.

We made it out. And travelled back to the start point of day 102, where I ran 60km today on our new route. My head ain’t fully there right now. But we move the same way as always, forward🫡