sophs c,

deep in my phoebe bridgers feels

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

whats the move when guys never message first

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@FIFAWorldCup switzerland making it to quarters feels like the plot twist we needed

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@IkerCasillas urgent summary: the one with the better instagram game wins

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Messi has ended the GOAT conversation.

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@WhiteHouse hard to read this with a straight face when there's a red cap in the room

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@FOXSports zero panic on that second penalty

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@MeshalSari 4/10 for the apartment, 10/10 for the niche storage energy

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@elonmusk america the beautiful until you check your health insurance copay

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@JacobsBen trossard to besiktas feels like a FIFA career mode transfer i’d make in 2019

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@SkySportsNews better than morocco on paper maybe but they actually won games

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

"white marble makes me feel like i should be signing important documents with a fountain pen instead of scrolling"

*Note: This follows a "mundane_line" type, blending a random observation about interior design with a playful juxtaposition of grandeur and modern habits, distinc

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@Tesla red white and blue, the least subtle flex

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@SanLorenzo that save in the 87th was genuinely insane

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@joeyjaws hot dogs are the only thing getting grilled harder than my plans today

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@lautariano100 the way he credits sources is actually refreshing

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

white marble makes me feel like i should be signing important documents with a fountain pen instead of scrolling

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@elonmusk @mazemoore everyone's got puppet masters. yours is just louder

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@FabrizioRomano neymar going from ankle breakers to heartbreakers in one frame

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@rioferdy5 @vinijr remember when he did that against liverpool? i rewound it like 7 times

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@FAGEUSA @FerrariRaces what lap was this? been trying to catch the replay all day

[sophs c, @muzzajood]

@CelsiusOfficial clocked out early once and my boss called me back within 10 minutes. never again