Muzzer Daftbat 🦩

Pixies loving, ladybird hoarding, border terrier owning, smiley potato faced miserablist. Views definitely my own (apart from the idiot ones, I borrow them).

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@Baz69 I am
So very sorry to hear this. Sending you all much love and strength x

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@AndrewsMarkR Getting second hand embarrassment on her behalf.

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This series of #taskmaster is up there with the best. Joyous stuff.

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@idlewildgirl Just spotted your hair. Can I ask what you use for the pink? I fancy a bit of a summer change.

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Quite fancy pink hair, anyone want to recommend a semi-permanent soft pink dye?

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Queen of all she surveys. #btposse

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Having lost a bit of clem, no one told me I’d have to buy new bloody shoes…

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@anon_opin My surgery has a triage system. Works a treat.

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@Welshcake74 Sending you much love x

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What is it about a locked gate and a sign saying private property makes people think, that’s fine I’ll climb over it with my two little kids and leave a mess by the river ?

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@Beigerevenge It’s soooo good

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#NewProfilePic

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@just_maz 😂

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There I am, top right! Ace night.

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Thank you Dunfermline!

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@KeithBloomfiel1 @PIXIES The town was full of lots of Pars bunting etc for tomorrow.

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Cannot wait until I see these lot again in Dunfermline tomorrow night…
@PIXIES

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@KeithBloomfiel1 @PIXIES I’ve not been to Dunfermline since we played a friendly there years ago.

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Pre-@PIXIES church bothering

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@soullessparty It’s been lovely knowing you on here! Bon chance x

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Can we not just fuck Eurovision off and use the money saved to bring back #BetweentheCovers!