Muz

[Muz @muzzyjaw]

I want to give back to the world, so here’s a list of advice, life mottos, tips, and tricks that I live by daily (I'll try to update it regularly):

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Great job, but what a shit tattoo.

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@PurpleNisi W ye7me araybeenek. ❤️

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@NotZenaNoo Or he just looks too good. 😂

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Wish he'd come to my funer...I mean RIP Liam.

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@7aleebNeedo If it's a 7-game ban from watching United I'll gladly take that.

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@melodramaytic 3anjad. 3al 2aleele if I get suspended I have this screenshot to look at.

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5* dumb bitches. Apologies, @ISuccar.

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It’s always 4 dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”.

[SK_Azzi @Tinderella1421]

Israel has the right to exist as your ally said! We say the same thing. We have the right to demand peace with Israel not just a ceasefire!

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@safbmalik It was totally unexpected but a great ego boost. 😂

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@heyjupiter__ 😂

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@healthyym You lost me at Hackney.

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@wahidel2aren 25p for every like the tweet gets, £1 for every retweet. Think about it.

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Love losing weight but hate going down a bra size. 😭😭😭😭

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@wahidel2aren If the comedy doesn't work out you can be my female tweet consultant.

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@melodramaytic

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@wahidel2aren You're telling me there's a market for females that wanna go down bra sizes? Cause I need to draft tomorrow's female tweet.

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My favourite Etsy purchase. Had to go through so many car tyre prints to find it.

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@ichbinMim_ Wallah khawale 3a2le. 😂

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My man went back to a tweet from 2 months ago just to get offended on behalf of an Israeli. Gotta admire his dedication to dicksucking his Zionist masters.

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@tiredms21 Trying to expand my Twitter brand to the female audience. Glad it was relatable. 😂