Mustafa Khan

You find me offensive? I find you offensive for finding me offensive.
- Slim Shady (Rain Man)

[Muerto ☠🌹 @MorteCristo]

Me abrí sentimentalmente con mi familia

[M. @blndvnt]

was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle

[trap dad @dude_gang]

her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis

[Mustafa Khan @muzzykhan365]

Life update: Peanut Butter acquired

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

Im at the piss doctor to get my piss inspected. They’re asking for a piss sample and a blood sample, little do they know I’m about to save them a whole lot of time.

[Mustafa Khan @muzzykhan365]

@MissMiseryDX Watch me

[Padam @Padamn__]

nicknames are for friends and Hosur-Sarjapur-Road Layout ain't no friend of mine

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

yo queriendo deprimirme en el bus pero la calle llena de pozos me quita aura al golpearme la cabeza

[Mustafa Khan @muzzykhan365]

What's the shelf life of Samosas?

[Mustafa Khan @muzzykhan365]

Babe I love you but you gotta stop talking during codeine crazy

[walking contradiction 😪 @SonnyQuagen]

Reverse psychology won’t work on me try reverse cowgirl tho

[Mustafa Khan @muzzykhan365]

@BattePhol Jaisi jiski soch

[tippity @tippity]

“you know her actually” play in 2026

[Sneeze @v3nxs1x]

life is a blowjob and i’m getting straight teeth rn

[Mustafa Khan @muzzykhan365]

@tox_swag_money On sight
Black Skinhead
I am a God
New Slaves
Hold my liquor
I'm in it
Blood on the leaves
Guilt Trip
Send it up
Bound

[Aardvark @VirtualAardvark]

@fentanylbrownie Oh sweet, the 3 monster energy’s, potatoes, and yogurt were only $15

The laundry detergent looking at me from the cart:

[Mustafa Khan @muzzykhan365]

@BattePhol Tatasky games better

[antisocial daft punk warrior @rrevolution909]

“two likes isn’t a lot” imagine two french people making electronic music

[Mustafa Khan @muzzykhan365]

@BattePhol Naturally, next test should be about taste.
Also how much protein in 100 grams?

[Mustafa Khan @muzzykhan365]

Wonderla roller coaster straight up snatched my soul