Maury

[Maury @mv5325]

I lost my best friend on this day years ago, playing in a benefit golf tourney this morning I know he is watching, I love you and miss “Doc” dad, playing for you today#loveUdad

[Maury @mv5325]

Can you really believe this shit, I’ve been informed that a fantasy football league is changing, I suck at change, but the reason for this tweet, the same fucking black cat crossed my path home, another walk home#superstitionsux

[Maury @mv5325]

Congrats to the winners this weekend in the Fredricksburg golf tourney, once again it was a success, and again thanks to the board members who made it possible, it goes to show that without Friends/health life is meaningless, there is a good thing happening here#keeprolling👽👍

[Maury @mv5325]

From the what else can happen file, it’s been a long day, I’m very superstitious so on my way home 2 fucking black cats cross my 2 paths home, WTF, I had to park 2 blocks from home, still love black cats”Panthers”,#whatelse

[Maury @mv5325]

The worst uniforms in All-Star history, WTF, each player/team should be proud to represent their players/teams, why not wear their team jersey to show off their team colors, make no fucking sense. MLB totally should be ashamed. #backtobasics#dossays

[Maury @mv5325]

What a joke, College football now going to little league, lets give everyone a fucking ribbon, star players are sitting out for injuries for one game for the draft, now add more games, watered down championship#stupidshit

[Maury @mv5325]

Happy Birthday “Doc”, hope you have broken 80 by now and still waking up and playing on Sunday morning, I love you and miss you so much, hope your friends are planning a pitch game for you tonight. Godspeed#yourbff

[Maury @mv5325]

Sounds like the home plate umpire wasn’t giving Southwest/Floresville pitchers the strike six inches off the plate, welcome to Trista’s world, MV softball on top, keep it going#playofftime

[Maury @mv5325]

Priceless, The Arizona women’s basketball head coach just dropped an “F” bomb and gave a middle finger salute to the people who didn’t give them a chance, watch the post game huddle, it’s priceless #fthemall

[Maury @mv5325]

You know you are having a bad quarantine when all there is on TV to watch is Cheech and Chong “Up in smoke” and then “Still Smoking”, holy shit, does it get any worse#whatarush

[Maury @mv5325]

Priceless, first of all I would like to thank the friends that offered me happy Birthday yesterday, that said Jeff and I on our way to broadcast stoped to get lottery tickets, check tickets today, the clerk sold us power ball tickets, at least the Panthers won#livelucky

[Maury @mv5325]

Panthers loyal fans, Sharyland was finally eliminated from the playoffs scoring 53 points, for what it’s worth MV ‘s defense held the snakes to their lowest offensive output for the year.#somethingtobuildon

[Maury @mv5325]

On WOAI right now has on the problem with the hog population and how it needs to be handled#byebyepiggies

[Maury @mv5325]

I’m so tired of P Cannon from Cuero getting all this air time for finding the dead body of the “chupacabra” she believed killed her chickens, my brother and I harvested these chupacabras while trailing a wounded deer, photos don’t lie#truthisoutthere

[Maury @mv5325]

Tired of P Cannon stealing the show on the chupacabra, she found one dead, my brother and myself have harvested one each in Texas.

[Maury @mv5325]

Real classy bitch from TU shooting the finger🖕after the game, hope your mom is proud, get used to getting your ass kicked by OU#unclassybitch

[Maury @mv5325]

Sympathy goes out to the family of uncle Walter, godspeed uncle, I love you and you will be missed#iloveyou

[Maury @mv5325]

Holy crap, the Castroville water park is at full capacity, no social distances here, thick as bugs on a bumper, have a great Labor Day my followers#keepitsafe

[Maury @mv5325]

17 years ago I lost my best friend. Godspeed Doc, passed on July 31st, I will dedicate my golf round tomorrow in your name, I did and always love you 😍#greatestdad😜👽👍

[Maury @mv5325]

Astros busted again, breaking news, cameras found in cardboard cutouts in the outfield, a fan watching on TV noticed a glare coming from an eye and contacted MLB#justkiddig