Mike Vainisi

SVP, Original Content, @attn | Past life: @congressmanraja | Cubs fan

[Mike Vainisi @mvain]

Citizen Kane is good.

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Democracy only works if we treat each other with respect and decency. On the anniversary of the Oklahoma City Bombing, President Clinton reflects on the importance of civility in our politics.

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In the past five years, car thefts in the U.S. have doubled. Experts recommend hiding a tracker somewhere in your car; so if it does get stolen, you know where to start. #carsafety #driving #newcar #crime

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Neither Taylor Swift nor Beyoncé may be known as acting powerhouses, but that’s not an obstacle to their impending box office dominance.

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Tuesday has also been said to be a good day to book certain flights.

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Yup, Rosé is Matt Gaetz in this metaphor…

[Josh Whitman @IlliniAD]

The Greatest Living Illini has left us. 🧡💙

[Jarrett Payton @paytonsun]

Dick Butkus wasn’t just one of the greatest football players to ever play the game, he was a remarkable man. He was always there for me when I needed him. Now, these 3 #Bears legends are in heaven, sharing a drink, getting ready to watch the #TNF game from the best seats. Here's to you, @thedickbutkus. Your spirit will live on forever. #RIPButkus
🙏🏽🐻⬇️ #NFL

[Mike Vainisi @mvain]

@stuff1993 @gabagoolmarx it’s the same argument about Scorsese and Oliver Stone w their Wall Street films. question is whether shitty people become shitty after watching a movie or were they just shitty to begin with? hard to know

[Corey Freedman @corey_cubs]

dramatization of how tonight’s gonna go

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According to the FDA, the average adult shouldn’t have more than 400mg of caffeine in a day.

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But if getting to a resolution isn’t in sight, call it a night and get to bed.

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In case you didn’t binge watch Law & Order like I did

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If you've ever had felt like your cold medicine wasn't working, you were probably right.

[Mike Vainisi @mvain]

@jon_greenberg it’s refreshing to hear this on a cubs broadcast

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And the gag is that it’s not just about “general popularity”.

[David Hill @davehill77]

This is incredible. A Wisconsin bar offered free drinks if the Jets lost. After Rodgers went down, they started running up their tabs. The news was live when the jets won in overtime and everyone realized they had to pay.

[Guns are Post-Birth Abortifacients (See Luigi) @ritaresarian]

Teachers buy school supplies out of their own pockets.

[Matthew Sitman @MatthewSitman]

Biden should wear this to the first debate with Trump, no way Trump wouldn't be totally distracted and comment on it half a dozen times

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While you probably shouldn’t pop moldy berries into your mouth, sometimes it happens before you can catch it.

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The person who said money can’t buy happiness clearly wasn’t living in a post-pandemic, high-inflation apocalypse where it costs roughly your favorite limb to rent a one-bedroom apartment...