Matt Van Winkle

Practicing Catholic, Lucky Husband, Proud Father, Native Texan, Travel Nut, active in #openstack and a member of the SalesForce Ohana. All tweets are my own

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

Gratuitous post for my daughter and her upcoming serve-a-thon for her club volleyball program. Thanks in advance if anyone is able to join her and pledge to help the club with equipment travel and her individual club fees for 2020-21 (Goal: $14/Serve) https://t.co/fIplqvwifr

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

@Ask_Spectrum I think you need to update your estimation apps on wait times...

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

So, quarantine has be thinking of a new business idea. Just need one of these with that ice cream truck sound system and then hit the streets. Who’s in? :)

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

Really @cvspharmacy - 35 minutes on hold with my local pharmacy and still no answer. There is something we need to refill and once I actually found it in the archive -it says Wednesday is the soonest?!? That doesn’t work, so here I sit on indefinite hold

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

@TomFifield @sparkycollier So sad I will not be there! I bequeath all my owed beverages to @emaganap

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

@Apple it is rediculous how terrible Numbers is at managing borders. Please fix that

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

@cleverdevil Awesomeness!

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

@joelintheory Welcome to the other side

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

There should be a substantial fine for anyone who puts raisins in a cookie that is anything besides oatmeal... #chocolatechipdeception

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

I don’t live in Michigan, but love @JohnJamesMI

[John James @JohnJamesMI]

Do me a favor: retweet this @DailyCaller article. We need to spread the word: Michigan is in play! #LetsFlyMI 🇺🇸🦅
https://t.co/SmwgsF5pMU

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

Of course it's an open file limit issue...

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

@lhochstein duct tape and bailing wire

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

@emaganap Almost... just boarded the second leg. Be there shortly. Feel free to alert local authorities

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

Do you get bonus points for finding the plane with the TWA markings?

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

Any SA friends have a good recommendation for a shop to do some bumper repair

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

@Justin_A_Brady Holy cow, man! So sorry to hear that happened, but thrilled that she has come so far. Will keep your family in my prayers

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

@emaganap #mathworks :)

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

@mindpixel @sandeep_pal Perhaps, but it still feels weird to have a kid old enough to drive on his own legally. Also, i am only buying them half a car. Rest is up to them 😜

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

Oldest kiddo about to do his driving test - prayers and or positive thoughts appreciated

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

#AchievementUnlocked

[Matt Van Winkle @mvanwink]

@sandeep_pal Yes - but it also makes me feel old