turtle 🐢

GenX 🇩🇪 🇷🇴, Latam markets analyst, neurospicy, 80/90s bass-head 🔊, atheist, progressive.
Fmr. long term 🇺🇸 🇨🇷 🇬🇧 🇦🇷 resident.
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[turtle 🐢 @MvB2242]

@jonathanfg97120 @RonFilipkowski It’s usefult that his face looks so punchable.

[turtle 🐢 @MvB2242]

@_celia_bedelia_ Unfortunately it’s spreading beyond wait staff, house keeping and valets. I am glad I left the US before payment tablets with tipping options popped up on counters everywhere.

[turtle 🐢 @MvB2242]

@redhotnerd Got confused for a moment since so many of us call the South African nazi Elmo.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Trump The Peacemaker.
https://t.co/CHb4VKcq2E

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

On camera, Don Jr. pulls out a little baggie with white powder at his father's birthday party.

[turtle 🐢 @MvB2242]

@Jeril_Bear @TheRealThelmaJ1 Came here to say the same thing. His anus mouth with weak chin genes are strong. All his crotch fruit have it, too.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

They wore red hats for him.
They wore ear bandages for him.
They wore diapers for him.
They wore garbage bags for him.

Now they cheer wars, shrug at high gas prices, call inflation “freedom” and are totally cool with pedophilia.

MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“I love the smell of inflation in the morning.”

[turtle 🐢 @MvB2242]

@Opiumbrella @emc_mcdonald @NYCMayor

[turtle 🐢 @MvB2242]

@EricK92055922 @LucasSa56947288 Satanic 🙄

[Jaime @KansasResisters]

NO KINGS RALLY
Sunday, June 14th
Just happens to be Trump's Birthday
Let's US remind him of who he works for.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Here’s the deal for those confused: “America 250” is the bipartisan celebration committee. “Freedom 250” is a Trump organization celebrating him masquerading as a celebration of America. The concert was Freedom 250. Hence the cancellations

[f.₳RT @cNFTfART]

@KatieMiller @paulinaVEVO you married a rectal polyp, i wouldn’t throw stones.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

The corrupt #TrumpCrimeFamily is more focused on hosting a bloody UFC Cage fighting event than fighting to make life more affordable for you.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Community note for the win.🤣

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

This is an official government account in a democracy.

This is what Orbanism looks like. The president bragging, via AI video, that he forced a comedian who mocked him off the air and ‘into the trash’.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

I'm sure the Martians would love him too, and I would be very much in favour of him fucking off to Mars in order to find out.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

If, in the unlikely event Ebola comes to our shores, I strongly recommend all MAGA/MAHA antivax folks avoid those "scientific" and "medical" treatments from "doctors" and "researchers" and instead order up a big dose of horse laxatives or large-animal dewormer.

[turtle 🐢 @MvB2242]

@sadgirlcassi @paul_court I don’t even know sign language, but instantly guessed what that meant 😅