Michael V. Battista

Computer nerd, programming ninja, RPI grad, Mets fan, geek generalist, premium grade snark, and all around awesome.

[Michael V. Battista @mvbattista]

If I were a sysadmin, I would end all internal correspondence with "FOR I HATH SPOKEN!" Heck, that's not bad here either, FOR I HATH SPOKEN!

[ted lasso dancing to... @dancinglasso]

Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO

[Michael V. Battista @mvbattista]

@TheHaleyBaby TRICK QUESTION! ALL OF IT!

[Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth]

When in (New York) ⚾️

[Michael V. Battista @mvbattista]

America’s Game?

[Michael V. Battista @mvbattista]

@KittyCatalyst Probably New York Avenue or B&O.

[Michael V. Battista @mvbattista]

@SNBonESPN #AskSNB Hey, Jeff McNeil, where'd the happy dance go?

[Lake Lewis Jr @LakeLewisJr]

I just saw this on FB and I believe it’s true.

If you want stats, look for LeBron.
If you want rings, look for Russell.
If you want MVPs, look for Kareem.
If you want records, look for Wilt.
If you want impact, look for Steph.
If you want dominance in a position, look for Shaq.
If you want perimeter defense, find Gary Payton.
If you want athletics, find Kemp, or Giannis.
If you want greatness, look for Bird or Magic.
If you want exquisite dunks, look for Carter, Dr. J or Wilkins.
If you want a good Trash Talker, look for Garnett.
If you want influence, look for Iverson.
If you want remarkable scoring skills, look for Durant.
If you want competitiveness, look for Kobe.
If you want impact at Clutch moment, look for Kobe again.

Now, if you want all of the above in a single player, then look for Michael Jordan.

[J. Michael Straczynski @straczynski]

What's this? Why, it's a spiffy new variation on the #Babylon5 logo. It can't be for the reimagining 'cause that's on hold pending WGA issues, so what could it *possibly* be for? Hmm. Maybe we'll find out more one week from today.

Spread the word: something *wonderful* is coming

[Michael V. Battista @mvbattista]

@garykeithron @SNYtv Can you release PDF templates of Gary, Keith, and Ron’s scorecards?

[Teddy Mitrosilis @TMitrosilis]

Navy SEALs have a saying.

When something sucks, they say: "Full benefit."

Instant mindset shift.

• Hiking + it pours rain? Full benefit.
• Lose a draft of a project? Full benefit.
• Driving + car breaks down? Full benefit.

Adversity makes us better if we let it.

[Michael V. Battista @mvbattista]

@DavidBlue @SusanArendt And he is awesome! 😀

[Michael V. Battista @mvbattista]

@SusanArendt I'm sure that brought a spark of joy to @DavidBlue . 😁

[Michael V. Battista @mvbattista]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Michael V. Battista @mvbattista]

@ShadowTodd Green Acres?

[LIRR @LIRR]

This is the train to…Grand Central! 🚊

[Cobra Kai @CobraKaiSeries]

A letter to you, the greatest fans in the world, from the showrunners of COBRA KAI.

[Cobra Kai @CobraKaiSeries]

Let me ask you: Do you have one more fight left in you?

The sixth and final season of COBRA KAI is coming soon to Netflix.

[Michael V. Battista @mvbattista]

@PlutoTV ⏫🖖🏻

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@LIRR

[Michael V. Battista @mvbattista]

@ESPNNewYork Bob Barker was the host, not the announcer. Johnny Olson, Rod Roddy or Rich Fields were announcers during Bob Barker's time as host.