darkstar (mv)

✨🌌 leader of riverclan 🌌✨🐟she/they/he🐟#wcparodytwt (main @bristlefrost)

[darkstar (mv) @mvdarkstar]

#wcparodytwt

🌌darkstar🌌
🐟riverclan🐟
✨she/they✨
💙eeltail💙

greetings newcomers. i am protective of my clanmates and will make tough decisions in order to keep them safe. you all must earn my trust.

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leafbare is rough for riverclan cats because our food freezes up in the lake and if we manage to find running water to swim in, we practically turn into icicles ourselves.

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// i meant actress not really a va lol

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// this is april ludgate’s va and thinking about that character being compared to my version of darkstar is so fucking funny

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what twoleg is this? also, once again, im not humorous or sarcastic!

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end of thread.

[darkstar (mv) @mvdarkstar]

love life out of riverclan?! did mapleshade write this prediction? its not funny! also, im loyal to eeltail, and always will be.

four big changes, huh? im curious.
whatever makes me a better leader for my clanmates!

[darkstar (mv) @mvdarkstar]

who the fuck is santa?

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ill only trade my fish for other fish!

oh, the health predictions sound intriguing and oddly motivational.

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this is so disrespectful and immature.

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finally, something true!

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riverclan parody?? banter??????

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what twoleg is this? also, once again, im not humorous or sarcastic!

[darkstar (mv) @mvdarkstar]

why does twitter think im comical? im a leader who takes her role seriously!

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“became leader of riverclan?” i was already leader of riverclan before i joined twitter!

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very true, although i hope i dont sound this sassy.

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thread of my “twitter wrapped.”

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@d4rkf0restqu33n it was horrifying to read this twoleg article about you. youre a bad cat, but youre not pathetic!

[AcuteAlpaca | 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦🇺🇦 @AlpacaAcute]

Frostpaw with a message for everyone 💜

[darkstar (mv) @mvdarkstar]

why is it hard finding photos of black cats with blue eyes? i cant be the only one who exists.

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im going to set up a “strawpage” soon! ive seen my clanmates use it to connect with others, and id also like to meet more cats, especially from riverclan!

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

It's Black Cat day!!! open this thread for a bunch of black cat art I've done over the years.