maddie🪐

i love my fiancé

[ash ☭ 🔻🇵🇸 @ashpraxis_]

i never understood why i always ended up hating every job i ever had and then when i realized i just fucking hate capitalism and that it’s the root of all evil everything made sense

[patark @orbofweed]

weed is a scheduled drug alright... scheduled for after work !

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[fern 🕷️🕸️ @nijiimura]

Realized I talked too much shit at work yesterday and now I'm paranoid it's all gonna come back to me today

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

office jobs are hilarious because you'll be 27 and your life is basically over already

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when someone says "this is gonna sound weird" because finally we're getting somewhere

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

texting people back is hard as fuck i really do think ur cool i promise, i just can't right now man

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the endless cycle of washing ur hands and applying lotion

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[miia @miiagarro]

my bush literally grows thicker than your beard lower your tone

[maeva @maevaemiliaa]

asking 15 people for advice just to end up doing exactly what i wanted anyway

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[always @isalwayslarry]

artemis II landed in 2015, lol

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI