newt ☼

i'm here, @timorodio.

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

『мy pнιloѕopнy ιѕ тнaт worryιng мeanѕ yoυ ѕυғғer тwιce』

→ ғᴀɴᴛᴀsᴛɪᴄ ʙᴇᴀsᴛs.
→ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ-ᴠᴇʀsᴇ | ʀᴘ.
→ ʀᴛs ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ.

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

I've only heard of ones with a lion's head, goat's body, and dragon's tail??? https://t.co/L6j9rCbPTm

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

Y'know, chimeras?

Oh I suppose human chimeras aren't public knowledge huh

Most of my life ain't

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

Can't really give you the full title, I'm afraid.

Excuse me, what?

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

I don't know what that is

I like animals too, though. But they don't like me. So I can only interact with the ones that are fused with humans

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

Well I suppose?
But not in my defintion. I mean more animal? The kind you learn about in COMC.

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

Do I count as a creature?

Aren't humans technically creatures?

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

I prefer creature interaction over human interaction if I'm quite honest. Easier to understand.

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

Hm. I suppose I get that

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

I am!
But that doesn't mean I'm good with human interactions.

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

Oh

Don't worry, I am too.
Wait I thought you said you were a human?

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

It's a genuine question, I'm a bit out of touch with... human interactions, so I'm honestly confused here.

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

Shut up

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

You?

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

I

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

I,
So like I'm your friend now?
Is that what you mean?

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

Exactly what I said

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

Ok, so... what does this mean to you exactly?

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

You belong to me now

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

I'm not sure I quite understand you? I mean the nickname I understand, the first part however? Not so much.

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

Mine. You.

Beastie boy.

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

I,
uh,
what?

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

Yeah, I think so too.

I wanna call you beastie boy. You're mine now.

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

I think that's counted as a title and not as a last name.

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬ�� @_MrAvaricious]

Huh, that's pretty convenient. Like when you meet a baker called Baker.

I don't think have a last name, unless you count 'The Avaricious'

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

Newton Scamander,
Newt Scamander
Scamander sounds like salamander.
I'm all about beasts, so you can see the aesthetic.

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

Aaaaah aesthetic guy huh? Gotta keep up that image, I can respect that.

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

It goes better with my whole aesthetic than Newton does. Plus I'm really only ever called Newton when I'm in trouble.

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

Meh, up to you I guess

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

I disagree,
and prefer to be called Newt.

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

Again, I was kidding.

But Newton is better.

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

@withovtapaddle It's alright? Sorry for calling you it. I didn't know.

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

@withovtapaddle

i know you've seen an ice salamander, but have you
seen a fire one?
they're common but then again you are a muggle.

the point of this is
where are you i have a family of salamanders here if you want to see them.

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

...I,
not quite. But whatever floats your boat.

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

A ton of newts.

That makes more sense, though

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

It's short for Newton.

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

I guess not

But yeah. Odd name.

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

see, that doesn't really come across in text.

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

It was more of a rhetorical question

[newt ☼ @mvgizoologist]

well i'm obviously not actually a newt.

[ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ @_MrAvaricious]

There Is The Difference