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[Dr. Freeze @OfficiallyIce]

To the living room.

[Authority Figure @mvh_88]

https://t.co/yFZPtfyxfa

[sully ꗞ @dkmsully]

family event and i’m the oldest person with no child here

[Jason Mustian (derogatory) @jasonmustian]

I’m sorry babe. I shouldn’t have dismissed you like that. Let’s definitely spend $246 going apple picking in 92 degree heat. I love you.

[Authority Figure @mvh_88]

I went to Walmart to get 4 things. I got more than those 4 things smh.

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

When she send a fresh pedi pic to that big iphone screen

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

Opening my iphone duo to get a better look at the selfie she just sent me

[Authority Figure @mvh_88]

https://t.co/QnwFwyiXgv

[Authority Figure @mvh_88]

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[Metro2x🇦🇬 @thekidd_metro]

Posting your nigga knowing I love you is flat out disrespectful, just remove me

[Authority Figure @mvh_88]

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[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

You cutting up on the timeline and never got a text to cut it out she aint even care what you were doing twin

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

Getting these texts cause she actually cares 🕊️

[Authority Figure @mvh_88]

I need a drink

[Authority Figure @mvh_88]

https://t.co/Wcez4U8tqC

[Authority Figure @mvh_88]

@sted_bo Knock it off smh

[Authority Figure @mvh_88]

You look up something one time and then see nothing but ads for it for weeks smh

[Authority Figure @mvh_88]

If you were mine, you would top everything

[Authority Figure @mvh_88]

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[Authority Figure @mvh_88]

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