DIS 1 GOT IT

Blue Rev

[ducky @duckytrr]

white people when you say nigga around them

[ZIG @_JustZig_]

Christopher Nolan when he sees people watching The Odyssey in standard format.

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

when you ordering pizza and the broke homie say “get some wings too”

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

When my dogs surround the table every night at dinner

[𝐆𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞 @gaitonde_7]

Waiters when you ask if the $80 steak comes with fries.

[Johnathan @realJohnathanT]

When the card reader asks you for a tip on a carry out order

[Christopher Nolan Archives @NolanAnalyst]

Even the way he blinks is deliberate and perfectly executed. God, what an actor.

[izz @izzafk]

when you’re the only one who brought a charger on the trip

[zack @ZackAsAlways123]

Theater employees when you ask for a poster https://t.co/aVTLBa4s5J

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

When you ask for the wifi password at your mate’s house https://t.co/T4uRTp96qJ

[kayla @brunettemocha]

when the debt collectors start calling you from different phone numbers 15 times a day to make a payment https://t.co/GXFF1sA7NO

[Raven @raven_brah]

HR recruiters when you apply to a job they posted

[skye @michaelhneke]

asking the mcdonald’s employees for a cup for “water”

[Dɩʑʑƴ_Iʀʀɘsɩstɩɓɭɘ @Toxic_Ladx]

When I'm done shopping and the cashier asks me if i want to donate https://t.co/OMEYPhBpEJ

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

“It’s fine, I’ll just wait until the film is on streaming” https://t.co/U2OpdAYYwt

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

when the starbucks barista flips the iPad around and you press 0% tip

[zoe @gayrdians]

when i try and cancel a subscription and it offers me a better deal https://t.co/grI2bKwjtc

[Ascent @IvyAscent]

McDonalds' employees when you ask them for ketchup https://t.co/Zg7Z497vHk

[CINEMAISDREAMY @cinemaisdreamy]

Waiters when you ask if the bread is free

[nina @xxxrept]

he should get an oscar nomination just for this line delivery https://t.co/GWyfEQDBCk