sam

she/her

[𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 @cr1ttyr]

When I say too much

[zonk @CastinZonk]

Asking for a cigarette then adding it to my own pack

[sam @mvntha]

Sometimes you just gotta usgsbssjsoxhdnskisdbrbjsuxhdbbduwhaiansbshdhsbsnsudh

[໊ @sonohoor]

that’s not my girl bestie that’s my platonic wife

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

old people be like “no elbows on the table it’s rude” then say something racist

[Itty Bitty 🩷🇵🇦 @_PetiteTing]

No job should be able to look thru my social media to say I’m unprofessional ever again.

[𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 @cr1ttyr]

brain processing as a human with pmdd and adhd comorbidity

[sam @mvntha]

Our magnificently talented guest shot these images of us this season, then cataloged her entire trip to Alaska in a watercolor journal. We got to read said journal when we visited her at her home in Ohio. I’ve never experienced something more wholesome

[sam @mvntha]

*to my chem lab instructor*

[𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 @cr1ttyr]

Menstrual phase, follicular phase, ovulation, luteal phase

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

men aren’t even this charming anymore all they know how to do is like stories n send wya texts

[mollie moomin 🧡🌻 @snoopychalamet]

this is sending me

[maddie ⊹₊⋆ @prisonicrequiem]

your tampon m’lady

[𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 @cr1ttyr]

I suffer from all consuming crush disorder

[𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 @cr1ttyr]

men be like “i would do anything for you” and then do nothing

[jame @kloogans]

i gnaw on this tree in my backyard whenever i run out of coke zero

[𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 @cr1ttyr]

i'm cute, I shouldn't have to go to college. employ me as the cute hire.

[pari cat @paricyte]

load this image in 4k 😲