Marco Parrino

‘96 Susan Wagner Grad ‘14

[Marco Parrino @mvp5996]

Help settle a debate please.
Is it considered gay sex to have sex with a clone of yourself?

[Marco Parrino @mvp5996]

@That1teddygirl "Sorry for your lost, lol"

[Marco Parrino @mvp5996]

@That1teddygirl My grandpa used to think "lol" meant "lots of love"... needless to say texting his friends about passed loved ones was strange at first..

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation

[austin @convictedloner]

why they heating my vaccine up on a spoon

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

Jay-Z really named his daughter the Blueprint 4 and we didn’t notice.

Blue Ivy = Blue IV = Blueprint 4

[donny outthaway @Will_daReal]

who tf decided to call it “emotional baggage“ and not “griefcase” ???

[Marco Parrino @mvp5996]

@riotgames fuck your servers dog

[anna @haIIoweenkiIls]

a horror movie that doesn’t get talked about nearly enough:

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[Ry @rymcloughlin]

The Wagner High School staff did a better job of stopping kids from going into the cafeteria when it wasn’t their lunch period

[Marco Parrino @mvp5996]

@netflix yall suck eggs

[Marco Parrino @mvp5996]

@GinamariBerrios Is this an office reference?

[Marco Parrino @mvp5996]

@LilNasX @jcab617 @BledarMaqellara

[✰ liss @lissdfwu]

“I dOn’T LiKe suBtiTleS” if you can’t read fast baby jus say that