mvp

do yall think crabs think fish are flying

[OH, MARY! on Broadway @ohmaryplay]

not since abraham lincoln has someone loved coming up from behind like that

[mvp @mvp649]

Streaming services are so fat and greedy for making me rewatch ads when i rewind something

[George Basile @Georgeadelphia]

Robert E Lee on November 11, 1864

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

At the CVS drive thru tryna order the Tiger Woods meal

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

me accepting the things i can’t change

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

bryon noem walking in on kristi and corey lewandowski

[jay @JaysRealityBlog]

PageSix is reporting #DorindaMedley is joining #TheGoldenLife show on E! following #JillZarin’s firing 🍎 https://t.co/xO2cFUa7J5

[Not Bijan @InBijanWeTrust]

We’ve actually been living in hell on Earth since this tweet

[raí psicóloga da supergirl @sxpercomic]

percy jackson and his brother

[mike from veep @selinaknope]

amy poehler winning the podcast category and not even shading will arnett

[eva @eeeevuhhhh]

I support preemptively adding everyone who wears those fuckass ai glasses to a sex offender database

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

Reminded again that I was reading a story set in the South. The protagonist goes to a Waffle House and orders a Belgian waffle, proving that the writer had in fact never been to a Waffle House.

[: @sn0oozey]

A gay guy and his hag having an age gap is kind of fierce

[mvp @mvp649]

If you wear meta glasses around me I think I have the upmost right to beat the shit out of you, don’t care if you are a stranger