To whom it may concern; I would like to formally resign from being an adult I will be sure to notify the proper people of this change so as to make the transition more seamless and I am excited for the next phase of my life:a mushroom like creature who screams to the moon.#resign
Y'all can try to hurt me, but it's mother's day and I'm spending it making jokes on the internet like every other Sunday, and I didn't have to wake up early. So I'm already winning.
This is very conflicting because I know they think the image on the right is somehow bad but that is 100% exactly what I want in life.
Pizza, cats, childless. That is the motherfucking dream.
i get so envious when people are like “my parents forced me to play piano”
like that’s very valid but at least now u have a cool party trick!! my parents played a reverse uno card and made me parent them… i can’t just therapize people as a party trick
Let this be remembered as the night the Met Gala saluted the Gilded Age, a time of outrageous wealth disparity coated in the patina of luxury, while the Supreme Court sentenced poor women seeking reproductive freedom to death.
Let's be clear, wealthy women will always have access to whatever doctors, medicines and procedures that they want. Ending Roe is an attack on the autonomy of poor and working class women.
On Tuesday my mid child will be 6.5 years old.
I will be exactly 6 months away from paying off my 20% portion of her $1.2mil birth.
We can't be deciding as a country to force carrying pregnancies when we wont provide insurance that covers the cost.
One example that really summarizes Elon Musk is when he said he'd fix all the lead pipes in Flint and just donated water filters to 12 schools instead.