The Real MVP

I got debits to my left, credits on my right, put 'em both together we be balanced all night.

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All I do is eat eat eat no matter what, got tacos on my mind, I can never get enough.

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@natevomhof @JamesHouchin The couches could look less candy cane-like, but yeah, not really getting Christmas either

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@kenzianidiot We saw an increase, but only by the trap. A couple days later, an absolute ghost town.

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@TVietor08 @NFL

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@thesnlnetwork Jeremy 100%, but love Veronika as well.

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@thesnlnetwork Ashley, hands down

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@thesnlnetwork I'm stuck between Jane and JAJ, but going with Jane going just off year over year. Ashley is MVP in my book so would be ineligible here.

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@thesnlnetwork Mom's Confession!

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@thesnlnetwork I'm going to say Kitty Litter, but feels like Cousin Planet might take it

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@thesnlnetwork This is tough but Tucker Carlson, particularly E15

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@thesnlnetwork Gorillaz

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@thesnlnetwork Colman. So genuine.

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@thesnlnetwork Ariana Grande and Cher

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@thesnlnetwork Chad Smith

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@thesnlnetwork Jack Black!

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@thesnlnetwork Pam Bondi hearing!

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@gorillafornia @thesnlnetwork @snlmikemurray Yellow = pre tape?

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@DivesOfWI Another for Riverwest Stein

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@DrChrisCombs They can call them whatever they want. We don't need more names on the Space Mirror Memorial.

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@WISportsRumen @DanRShafer "No, no, not *that* 1960s." -Glenn Grothman

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@pinkboots4ever @flurtonmycobain Unsub is likely male, early 40s, married, on the cusp of ascending to the British throne. Because of his deep need for power, he could be unpredictable and lash out physically or seek companionship outside his marriage. He'll do almost anything to protect his family legacy.