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[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

hey man whatever gets you up that hill

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Everyone thinks I’m an adult, but inside I’m like this

[Sevyn 🇯🇲 @chyycarter]

Satan opened his ass crack wtf is this heat?

[David Bujjadda 🏆 @davidbujjadda]

Guys be cheating in a bar quiz and you think this Lu country is going anywhere 😂😂😂😂😂😂 jokes on you

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

My manager who is on sick leave looking at me (also on sick leave) when we meet at another company for interviews 😂😂😂

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

Cat is going to hell🙀😹

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

So I went on a date.
The guy says: I don’t want anything serious.
I say: no worries, I’m not considering you as a serious option either.
And you know what?
He got offended.

[Blissful✨ @ghostinheel]

The pettiest reason I got dumped?

We got into an Uber, and I sat in the front seat while my man sat alone in the back😭😭😭

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I know our periods be tearing our stomachs UP but we don’t talk enough about THE LOWER BACK. MY GAWDDDD😭😭

[Abdu Dilshan Wasike @WasikeAbdu]

Ugandans are the only people that rest before doing a task “Kansoke nebakemu then njoze ebintu” 😀

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[ُ sushi ibushi 𖣂 @svhibe]

he looks like an elf who works in corporate

[Bola Montana @thebolamontana]

NOW WHO DISCHARGED MY SHAYLA?????

[Harman Singh Kapoor @kingkapoor72]

Perfect parking by my wife.

[Patrick Mukasa @pmukasaofficial]

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[Dwin, The Stoic @DwinTheStoic]

Savannah’s man