Jolene

I swear my twitter hdle is a subpar attempt to be clever with my initials

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

oh fuck it's X now

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

omg hi twitter

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

as an actor i would like to put a time limit on casting decisions and make it illegal to not let us know if we didn't get the part thx!!!

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

now that i'm thinking more about this it would make my internal struggle in the story of my life akin to GaTsby one of the greats!! i think i read the book but honestly i only remember the Leonardo DiCaprio film version :/ and that one scene with the champagne glass

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

in my parents house by myself thinking if i should smash some windows and have a rager to mask the loneliness i feel when everyone is in EuropE and my grandparents dance without me at the Senior Center

#imokay #imjoking #imanintrovert

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

currently my grandparents have left me ALONE at 10am to go dance at the Senior Center for the next four hours. They are #foreveryoung

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

so who wants some live tweets as I watch my grandparents for a week while my parents and all my best friends are in Europe?

plot twist they all planned their trips to Europe just to hang out without me!!!! 😡😡😡😡

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

w0w revisiting this twitter in my late 20s has me feeliiiiinggg just oLd

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

My co-worker who has a 5 year old daughter probably loves Ariana Grande as much as I do so basically I have the music taste of a child but I’m okay with that #foreveryoung

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

I feel like if I eat 3 servings of fruits/veggies I can eat one pack of ramen right? #balance

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

Don’t you hate it when you’re like “I’m going to sleep early tonight and not stay up nd watch Netflix but wait let me check my phone real quick...” only to realize 30 mins later instead of browsing random web trash you could of watched 30 mins of trash tv #missedopportunity 😔

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

Yesterday I got an iud and laid in bed with pain for 4+ hours. Today I woke up and was in bed for 4+ hours stalking celebrities on my phone. #somethingsneverchange

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

@anasrikanth HAHAHAHAHA i love this

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

Someone pls trash my phone I just mindlessly stalked AG and Netflix child stars plus a rando on fb who posted on the DC sublet page for the past HOUR (alt trash me instead?)

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

For the past week my days are only complete if I listen to God is a Woman at 8am in the morning and 100x more after that #myqueen

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

Tbh using twitter to 1) stalk Ariana Grande & 2) have all my questionably great (🤷🏻‍♀️) remarks in one place to reread just to feel overly important and achieve self validation 🤭

[Jolene @mvpjolene]

Can’t wait to tweet my try to hard thoughts to no one 😊