Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend

Classically Beautiful. Views are my own.

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

@strongblacklead I loved this series! Even though watching Mia‘s avoidant attachment was high key triggering!!

[Netflix @netflix]

justin & keisha FOREVER

[naiyoncé @ThePoshLife_]

I need to see Keisha moving into The Quad. I need to see Justin eventually go to college in Atlanta and making a studio in his dorm room. I need to see Justin’s dad checking in on him and the new restaurant in Atlanta. I need to see Keisha’s first homecoming. #ForeverNetflix

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

@DougWahl1 @grok is this real

[Your Grace ✨ @Sancityx]

I love this card 😭

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

mike tyson unc hope you're getting billions for this because why would you put yourself through this at 58 #TysonPaul

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

This is so painful

[Scott Mills @scott_mills]

Janet Jackson revealed her insane family tree on the Radio 2 Breakfast show this morning

Listen back on BBC Sounds and I’m back tomorrow from 6.30am

[USA Gymnastics @USAGym]

USA Gymnastics has submitted additional evidence to the Court of Arbitration for Sport.

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

🤣😩

[. @TGM_007]

“heard they made a concert about me and all my haters was in the mix, played that song 5 times cause you’re scared of the six”

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

@notcapnamerica All I saw was don’t talk to me like that!

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

@TELFARGLOBAL Would LOVE this with lavender buckles/hardware

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

@askpanera Sent

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

I really hate that I am this person right now, but this is the second time I’ve ordered this overpriced yet delicious salad that comes with apples. Andddd there’s not an apple or apple chip anywhere in site. Has the recipe changed? @panerabread

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

One night only, I’m out retirement @TheStriversRow

[Penguin Random House Audio 🎧 📚 @PRHAudio]

Award-winning poet @SirJoshBennett's SPOKEN WORD recounts the fascinating history of the age-old art form that has transformed history, culture & literature 📣

Listen to the audiobook read by the author, a fitting format for your listening pleasure ✨🎧 https://t.co/jTMaIzbU2m

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

@TELFARGLOBAL Humble request for gold zippers and hardware on the next drop. I mean...just a thought? I'll see myself out...

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

@Macys Great, thank you!

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

So…very short story time. I ordered a small Coach bag from @Macys online because I planned to take a quick getaway for my birthday.

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

@Macys I Purchased this weeks ago and threw away the receipt. Can I show the proof of purchase from the Macys app?

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

So umm.. No. 1. How does this even happen? And 2, do I just walk into @Macys and say hey, I realize this looks stolen, but I bought this over a month ago, so take all this stuff off of it?

[Your Favorite Cousin, Your Funny Friend @mvrandsh8kr]

Fast-forward to the weekend of my birthday I opened up the packaging from my online order from @Macy’s and my bag is literally COVERED in alarms. Needless to say I didn’t bring it on my trip.