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[m🎀 @mvrg1e]

i should start treating twitter like my notes app, and just write down my unfiltered thoughts

[WALKER @walkerfx8n]

ngl hearing a rumor you fucked someone you didn't fuck is crazy to me 😂😂😭

[beefe @63ORGE_RUSSELL]

responded to a customer by saying “i understand” and she came back with “actually i don’t think you do”

[faboolah @azninthesun]

the “you fucking the text man for texts” woman should win a nobel prize

[Teddy Beersevelt @teddybeersevelt]

One could say I had some thoughts

[m🎀 @mvrg1e]

@sevensusonia 😍😍😍😍

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The New York skyline tonight.

📷: @GaryHershorn

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

this is how it feels as a knicks fan to watch the first three quarters of any knicks game

[SNY Knicks @sny_knicks]

THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY.

THE KNICKS LEAD THE NBA FINALS 3-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[Big Daddy✨ 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @FayFay_M]

Cults require too much ‘together’ time, and as a person who enjoys their solitude and not listening to a man speak for too long, I know I would be excommunicated within a week.

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

How Akad*miks got brain damage

[taiwo @taiwo2turnt]

I’m so tired of working I’m finna make a dick sucking podcast like dj akademiks

[taiwo @taiwo2turnt]

If u in a dick eating competition and ur competitor is dj akademiks just kill yourself

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

i have lived in nyc for 13 years and still every time i see the brooklyn bridge from the subway i go woooooah i live in da greatest city in da world :)

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Trying to search for an email from a month ago on Outlook