Meg Burns

"We must rise to higher and higher platitudes."— Mayor Richard J. Daley

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

GOD IS MY STEERING WHEEL

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

@Steve_Sailer @ScottMGreer Or a wigger.

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

@GreereMedeea @Hfmbears Sounds great! In the meantime Americans will be exposing every last bit and hidden nooky of your agenda.

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

@BladeoftheS AMERICA HAS Healthcare up the ninyang.

So much healthcare we give it away FREE to indigents and nigyangs and foreigners. Also subsidize most of the planet’s pharmaceuticals. Along with NATO and the Redrum UN. Old Uncle Pennybags has been picked clean.

Bring cashier’s cheque.

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

@blackscats We were szying

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

On September 11, 1974, a ten-year-old boy named Stephen Colbert lost his father and two of his closest brothers, Paul and Peter, when Eastern Air Lines Flight 212 crashed into a cornfield hillside just three miles from the Charlotte, North Carolina airport. Only 13 of the 82 people on board survived. In a single afternoon, the youngest of eleven children in a warm, intellectually curious Catholic household went from a boy surrounded by laughter and big family energy to a kid sitting in a suddenly very quiet, very dark home with only his grieving mother for company. The two leaned on each other in a way that most people never experience. Lorna Colbert held herself together not out of bitterness, but out of a fierce, quiet love, and Stephen watched that and absorbed it into his bones. He later said his mother was never bitter, just broken, and that her example became the blueprint he carried for the rest of his life. For years, though, the real weight of the loss stayed buried. He floated through prep school detached, unbothered by the things other kids cared about, because nothing felt quite real anymore. It wasn't until he went off to Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia that the grief finally cracked through, and it hit him hard. He dropped from 185 pounds down to 135 during his freshman year, barely eating, barely functioning, consumed by a sadness he had held at bay for nearly a decade. But something remarkable happened on the other side of that collapse. He found theater. He found improvisation. He found that making people laugh was actually a way to connect with human suffering rather than run from it. He transferred to Northwestern University, stumbled into the world of Second City, and slowly built himself into one of the most empathetic, genuinely funny voices in American media. He later reflected that losing his father and brothers gave him an awareness of other people's pain that allowed him to love more deeply and connect more honestly with what it means to be human. That is not a small thing. That is everything. Via Chronicles Through Lenses

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

@JamieBonkiewicz If he’s not he will be soon…if the God Emperor keeps this up.

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

@TheRickyDavila I seriously suspect this was a convenience for both SC and CBS. The world is his oyster. Happiest ex-emplyee ever.

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

@Uncommonsince76 @SaturnRR Pull the other one, it’s got bells. We’ve been discussing the JQ openly and frankly for decades, and now you people show up out of nowhere with your naive Jew-baiting and act all simon-pure. PHONEYS. We see through you.

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

@priscabdrO @thetoyman1 Thank you…Portlandia may not be the optimal place for it to begin because they have interior lines and are able to view it all as blood sport. What you do is, you cordon the place off and focus energies elsewhere until they tire of their little pets and the trouble they cause.

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

@grandnaso @RealMattAdrien @PeteHegseth @POTUS An even round, you say? Any Belgian babies in there?

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

@Jerhilhol12 @RealMattAdrien @PeteHegseth @POTUS Can’t name a single felony, can ya, fella? The joke’s on you, boychik.

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

@LokiDonJuan @RealMattAdrien @PeteHegseth @POTUS It worked out very well indeed, and the Shah was already in place as regent in 1953. Not a regime change.

Compare Iran 1953-1978 to Iran 1979-2004 or any other time of your choosing.

[Matthew Adrien✝️🇮🇷🇮🇱 @RealMattAdrien]

@PeteHegseth @POTUS Stay the course.

Finish the job @POTUS

Those bloodthirsty monsters are executing children every day.

Giving them more time means giving the fake news and corrupt media to spread more propaganda.

Eradicate the Islamic regime once and for all.

#KingRezaPahlavi‌ForIran

[bruno heisey @BrunoHeisey]

@matthewschmitz To add an anecdote: Twenty years ago at Cambridge, a British doctoral student working on medieval charters had never heard of the Nicene Creed.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Democrats spent $64 million on the Virginia referendum

& went into debt just for the VA Supreme Court to overturn the results.

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

@TomHoefling October surprise though. Free set of shotglasses with every fillerup.

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

Would very much like to see what $450 in groceries looks like. And if you have a van and storage space for that load of provender you must really be living large.

[Tom Hoefling @TomHoefling]

Today I put $85 worth of fuel in the van, and it barely moved over the half tank mark. Then I spent $450 on two carts worth of groceries. Now, tonight, I hear elected Republicans telling me the price of gas and groceries is dropping. Are folks really dumb enough to believe this?

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

@AliceFromQueens So long’s it’s not Pedro Pascal. A million of ‘em out there and 99% are scammers. Do not Zelle money.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

This is the most sublime example of “the internet is forever” ever!

Here’s censured liar Adam Schiff pontificating about “lying and indecency” with Eric Swalwell in an instant classic.

Watching the Democrat Party implode in slow motion is a such a joy.

[Meg Burns @mvsburns]

A fortiori

[Ailany💍💁‍♀️ @ailanyus]

Be Honest!