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[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

we do not have the mental healthcare infrastructure to combat the high speed collision of religious and AI psychosis

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

Me normally: ACAB
Me when the Tate brothers are arrested:

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I was just saying this to my pastor

[breezeh @briscoepark]

this photo is actually insane

[moni @iycsts]

gifting fahrenheit 451 and animal farm to an unborn baby i’m afraid they outwoked y’all

[Plantation Scientist @plantationdrip]

I want to hear his side of the story

[lex walton vevo official @yugiohmachinim2]

theyve got a million songs where hes gotta do all of this

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

Ill never forget when i told my granny i was gay and she responded “okay, but you aint vegan right? I dont got time for that shit”

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

There are 47 year old men watching this right now, who cannot believe that this is happening

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I like our pediatrician because he lets me know when I'm being ridiculous. I mentioned that we have the CDC Milestones tracker app and the baby is meeting all of the 15 month ones except for hugging stuffed animals and he said it looks like Harvard is out of the picture now

[TheRealHM @LifeWithSymonee]

So none of the kids went home and told their parents Miss Trunchbull was whooping they ass

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

if i look at you like this after a movie trailer it means we’re seeing that shit opening night

[ToyTruck @Toy__Truck]

So ridiculous that babies can become “over-tired” and that this makes it harder to get them to sleep. Completely nonsensical.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If I had a dragon, I would NOT be sending him into war. Thank you very much. He’d be safe in his bed with his treats.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[P @mvthrwvlf]

I’m hangry and could go for
1 Caesar salad xtra croutons, truffle parm fries
2 Empanadas, elote
3 Tomato sammich, hella mayo, salt and pepper it up
4 Chicken pot pie
5 Sushi (all of it)
6 Juicy burger
7 Szechuan tofu
8 Lil Caesars pizza w crazy style crust
9 Musabi

[ham mike @griffraff97]

I love watching impatient and aggressive drivers get owned by completely predictable traffic patterns

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful