Certified Introvert 🛸⛪️🤔

26. 4x Undisputed Hating Champion. For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

[kawasaki @scorsesebabyyy]

Niggas think Grok is Jarvis

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Certified Introvert 🛸⛪️🤔 @mvxruiz]

@Maggios__ @Gridironn_ Nasty shot 😮‍💨

[Certified Introvert 🛸⛪️🤔 @mvxruiz]

@Maggios__ Hittin fuckin bills 🔥

[Sokhulu @BonganiNtuli]

“You’re taking the couch tonight”

Im like what?

[♡ Demonetized Honey ♡ @rawmilkhoney]

He’s sleeping in so he can work all day to pay for the giant house they’re living in and she had to do basic tasks. Why do people act like women are the most helpless, useless incapable beings in the world and simultaneously the strongest, most independent boss babes. Which is it

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Me as a kid watching Cars for the first time

[Mikey @TMUMIKEY]

I’m old enough to remember what happened the last time somebody called Sheronda a bitch.

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

That's a shame

[That One Guy @Tommyboy186]

@creepydotorg You can forgive someone without inviting them into your life. Forgiveness is good for the soul, but what this woman did was foolish.

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “kill anyone who disagrees with you”

[Chief Ron @DoGoodRon_]

Combining your income with your partner's to work together and get yourselves in a better position should be common sense, right?

[Taliesin @Taleiisin]

@ywomendeservles And they are shocked we used to burn witches.

[Lupe Fiasco Fan Account @MyNameIsLegato]

You'll see a nigga say some dumb shit, look on his page and immediately realize the nigga dealing with inner turmoil lmao.

[Atlanta Hood Historian @kodakk6000]

Alien outchea tammat what’s going twin 😂

[Benzo🦈 @_BenzoW]

After 25 you can’t raw dog life , you need a multivitamin here and there to keep you awake throughout the day 😭

[Matt Ferrari @MatthewFerrari]

there was a guy in my row at my Superman screening who brought his literal baby but it didn’t cry and when the movie was over he said to my brother and me “I bet y’all thought he was gonna cry”

[່ @tylerduran21]

@MatthewFerrari the baby was in there like