Mike

🐶 and 📕 and 🏒

[Mike @mw3229]

!!

[Things That Lasted Longer Than the Confederacy @OutlivedDixie]

Heinz coloured Ketchups lasted longer than the Confederacy

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

In 150 years, Laura Loomer will have the historical mystique of Rasputin. A wildly archaic archetype, so obviously villainous students are left bewildered.

[Jake M. Grumbach @JakeMGrumbach]

"welfare queens are having kids for the welfare checks" and "we should give people money in exchange for having kids" are not contradictory if you're racist :)

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

This is where we are at.

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

You voted to cut every resource to let Texans know in advance about devastating weather events, and to cut every resource to help them after a catastrophe. Delete your account and resign from office.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

So Trump is in the Epstein files

[William Turton @WilliamTurton]

This story somehow fails to mention that before he was Deputy Attorney General, Todd Blanche was Donald Trump's personal lawyer.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Next acts of the drama:

1) Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell
2) Maxwell affirms Trump's version of events
3) MAGA is astonished and offended that non-MAGA suspects a quid pro quo

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

It's like somehow the country had collective amnesia in 2024 about how awful his first term in office was and is now like "oh right, he's a total shit show as President"

[Jason Overstreet @JasonOverstreet]

Every single time Trump uses “Hussein Obama” when discussing Obama—which is a lot lately—I’m more convinced that he’s a child rapist trying to distract and feed racist red meat to his base.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Fox News is running segments on Hillary’s emails, in case you’re wondering how fucking shook they are about Trump’s Epstein cover-up.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Republicans are eventually going to just basically come to terms with Trump being a pedophile because, very simply, they don’t think pedophilia is a big deal

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

our tax code is going to be so narrow, literally the only people who will pay taxes soon are professional gamblers and w-2 wage earner renters in blue states

[WatsonnChris @O4fukssakeChris]

I drove an ambulance in the eighties. We routinely went to homes for wellness checks to find deceased starved seniors and disabled folks. Most of whom were trying to live on cheap canned cat or dog food.
Now trump kills the programs we started to save them. You people are ghouls

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

The new CEO of Intel has a total comp package worth  $69,000,000. More than double what the outgoing CEO made.

They've laid off 20,000 people in the last 12 months in "restructuring cost cutting initiatives."

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

I don’t understand why anyone expects Ghislaine Maxwell to do the right thing.
I don't. I expect them to promise her a pardon if she will lie. And she will.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

rich person experiencing mild inconvenience for the first time: i am adolf hitler

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Believing what the rich and powerful say about the poor and powerless rather than believing what the poor and powerless say about their actual lived experience is the root cause of so many of our problems today.