Michael Alford

Ive been known to say some shit.

[PowerA Gaming @PowerA]

🚨 Giveaway Time! 🚨

We’re teaming up with @StudioMDHR and @RandomHouseKids to give away our entire lineup of #Cuphead Nintendo Switch controllers + a copy of the brand-new illustrated book based on The Cuphead Show!

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[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

What if Joaquin Phoenix had a tour group called "Joaquin with me" @JoaqPhoenix #foodforthought

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

Tiny old Asian women drive like they just got the star in Mario Kart. #mariokart #asians #michaelsyndrome

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

@dombr0 haha special appearance

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

@dombr0

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

@dombr0 which one?

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

A lifted truck with a handicap placard, the most dangerous person on the road. #handicapped

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

Haha probably the most fucked up Halloween picture ever #spiderman #drunk #badscotch #michaelsyndrome… https://t.co/xOReIpGQRX

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

Sometimes life is hard and my parents don't understand me. #emo #emohair #thecure #fuckingwithmyhair… https://t.co/Syld1Nr1Li

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

@Chappicus haha go on

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

@Chappicus what

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

My sister ladies and gentleman. #dumbass #youredrunkgohome #sister #michaelsyndrome #lightweight #stuff https://t.co/YlbCLh13T2

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

That time I got kidnapped. They told me to look at the camera and give a thumbs up so my parents… https://t.co/v9OMoe97pT

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

Some people have called him a hero, some people have called him a god, but most people have never… https://t.co/XP0Sz4nqc2

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

The story of Skittles #skittles #tastethisrainbow @Low5_for_luck

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

@dombr0 TEAM 4EVER HOMO haha

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

No homo @dombr0

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

God is washing my truck today.

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

#deer #ideserveastatue #givemeastatue

[Michael Alford @mwa4ever]

Why are people afraid of Koreans? They aren't the Asians that control the vengeful spirit of Bruce Lee.