Megan Walter 🌻

Mom, wife of a Heidelberger 🇩🇪, #Terp 🏑 and 🥍alum, 🏋️‍♀️, Reluctant 🥍 Coach, lover of food and travel. #ALLCAPS #momswholift #WomaninAuto #sportsmom

[Megan Walter 🌻 @mwalter1624]

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

[Ms. Amish @camillepawglia]

Lowkey think about this a lot LOL

[Andrew Guenther @codebrewed]

I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater.

[Josh Barro @jbarro]

@ibflorea When teams in the NHL started playing like this they changed the rules to stop it

[Megan Walter 🌻 @mwalter1624]

@LizMair @Schneider_CM Sounds like Enterprise. Worked there for 3 years when I was in my twenties and this tracks.

[Hybrid Athlete Guy @Hybridathlete]

Here’s how fast this is:

He averaged 55.7 sec/lap for 4 laps.

-Kerr would lap 99.9% of the male population at least once.

-99.9% couldn’t run 1 lap at that pace

-95% couldn’t run 100m at that pace.

-80%+ couldn’t run .01 sec at that pace.

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

One of the greatest tweets of all time.

[Owen @_OwenM_]

OH MY GOD.
JOSH KERR.
3:42.66 MILE.
WORLD RECORD.
THE ATMOSPHERE WAS DEAFENING.

#LondonDL

[Baltimore Memes @BaltimoreMemes]

💀

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

One of the darkest and bleakest developments in high fashion over the past two decades is the idea that clients should be grateful to a fashion house for allowing them to buy something.

A client spending $10,000 on a bag — and it’s not just Hermes anymore — is now expected to feel as though the house has bestowed an honor upon them, as if they have won the lottery.

Even the language of being “offered” a bag is grotesque.

You are not being offered a gift.

You are being given permission to spend an enormous amount of money on a product.

It is so deeply unchic, so gauche, so vulgar, so déclassé, and so profoundly inelegant.

I am begging anyone who has played a part in sustaining this system to stop.

It is the decline of culture and the end of elegance.

[Zach Kram @zachkram]

Timing of Argentina's winners in the knockout rounds:

vs. Cape Verde: 111th minute
vs. Egypt: 92nd minute (stoppage time)
vs. Switzerland: 112th minute
vs. England: 92nd minute (stoppage time)

They haven't led after 90 minutes of any knockout game. But they're in the final.

[Alex Tabarrok @ATabarrok]

It’s not that hard to not be batshit insane.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The moment Messi gifted a 100 year old granny who has lived through all the World Cups his jersey. So wholesome 🥹❤️

[The Pep @GuardiolaTweets]

Henry said that you don’t provoke Messi

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is so cool!!! The power of social media🇺🇸🇩🇪

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

I know we joke about the transitive property in sports but Cabo Verde legitimately deserves some sort of trophy for this

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

I watched LeBron play real playoff minutes with his son and I still don’t think it holds a candle to how wild this is.

[Megan Walter 🌻 @mwalter1624]

German born husband HATES Tuchel for reasons he explained but I forgot, so he is happy. I remain neutral, but I gotta admit it’s kind of fun to see the Brits suffer 😂

[Megan Walter 🌻 @mwalter1624]

@TPCarney He’d make a good stormtrooper

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

There was a famous Christopher Hitchens story about this too: the moment you (the person in a position to mingle in such circles) realize how pedestrian most of the intelligences running the world are.

…and then coming to grips with how scary the ramifications of that are.