David

Ott 📍 🇨🇩/ 🇨🇦

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

comfort is a slow death disguised as a good life.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Trump: 'A lot of people are saying I'm one of the greatest presidents ever.'

Reporter: 'They aren't saying that.'

I'm DEAD. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Noticing the girl you really rock with ain’t girlfriend material be really disheartening

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Inside of a Zionist

[Grace @gracecamille_]

idc do whatever u want, but I wonder what happens to your brain when you have a completely different face... like this would catapult me into complete psychosis

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

Saying this about your own sister should put you in an electric chair

[fresh @fauxfresh]

whenever i overthink a fit i gotta remember Adam Sandler somewhere dressed like this

[𝐃𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐲𝐨 @DonAyo_Official]

I need you to NEVER speak sense into anyone again 😭🙏🏾

[A Scheme Coltrane Wilder Set Up @Beebz05]

Lmfaooo only a woman would know this.

[mavsmarie @mavsmarie]

BUSH????

[Return of the Butch Queen ♛ @imjerrynotkevin]

I don’t wanna make assumptions, but….. I don’t think she’s a fan of the doormat 😭😭😭

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Canada has universal healthcare, lower homicide rates, and maple syrup. Truly terrifying.

[James Stephenson @ICannot_Enough]

🚨 Imagine you’re seriously injured, jump into your BMW, and must watch this Spider-man ad before it lets you drive to a hospital.

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

God come take us all. It’s time.

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

this person is trying to kill the president @police

[t$ @dinereauxx]

i’m not working 3 jobs regardless of the economy, so there’s that

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

JUST IN: Billionaire CEO discovers that employees pay their bills in dollars, not company mission statements.

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

They fired their father/manager/co-writer who wanted them to keep making the positive, family-friendly music that made them famous and wealthy.

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

jay z is never beating the bitter allegations