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[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

In-laws: Kama mnataka kuenda na msichana wetu simameni kwanza mdance

My uncles asf knowing their son is getting a thick babe for himself:

[First Name @Mwangi___]

@Ednah___ He had a point but they did him dirty
https://t.co/1k4ofz4fjL

[etabo @EqualityFreed]

@SomoinaKapeen As a man, The ultimate goal of marriage isn't about having kids. It's companion. Children aren't guarantee for happiness.

[Adéfolájì🫶🏽🤎 @richard0richie]

@_BarnyO That’s why women needs to make their money incase men are not in the mood to provide

And that’s why men need their outside bitches incase the woman says she’s not in the mood tonight

[First Name @Mwangi___]

@ItsJeffreyJeff @UTDMael @AIRTEL_KE Until the area becomes overcrowded and now you have to start praying that airtel becomes abit merciful.
I have it and I can't really praise it's capability. Started of with the previous version without the ODU, when that started failing I thought this would do it lakini wapi

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

My worst nightmare is inviting someone who doesn’t know when to go home, to my house. Like… I want to work without feeling like I’m ignoring you or I need to believe you have things to do & you’re someone important to other people too. 😭

[First Name @Mwangi___]

@elyzza_tours https://t.co/UpGJCZej3V

[First Name @Mwangi___]

@elyzza_tours https://t.co/UpGJCZej3V

[First Name @Mwangi___]

@elyzza_tours @1 https://t.co/UpGJCZej3V

[First Name @Mwangi___]

@sobotska @ed_kemboi Mwaka gani? But pia that school never went with the name nyahururu boys. Ilikua nyahururu high😂

[First Name @Mwangi___]

@KeKirwa You are wrong on this. From the time of a 100% transition hapo ndio maneno iliharibika. The thing is, most classes are supposed to be 45 students per class. The ministry knows this. Dormitories are the least issue. Why do the nemis portal accept more than the class capacities?

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

@NationAfrica Nani ana handle linen na laundry? Nani ana mop? Nani anapika? Nani anafanya food handling? Utensils? Nani anafanya minor facility repairs and maintenance? Hao wazungu hawatakaa kwa hoteli? Hawataenda clubs/pubs and malls?

[Mumbi. @miss_mumbzk]

That’s where you know it’s a lie. Who’s cleaning? Who’s cooking? Liars.

[First Name @Mwangi___]

@EkesaAustin_1 @miss_mumbzk @malobations The point you are failing to get is that the cooks and cleaners will then interact with the local community and will be the main spreader of the virus.
Yest they've indicated that the doctors won't be the local citizens, but will the foreigners handle cleaning and cooking? No

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

Why Omtatah Wants 3 Court of Appeal Judges Removed — Hon. Justice Luka Kimaru, Hon. Justice Sila Munyao and Hon. Justice Dr. Johnson Okoth Okello
🫆 Omtatah filed a constitutional petition challenging the Kenya-US Health Cooperation Framework (signed 4 Dec 2025), raising concerns on sovereignty, health data privacy, parliamentary oversight, and financial obligations
🫆The High Court granted conservatory orders on 19 December 2025 stopping implementation pending hearing
🫆The Government appealed to the Court of Appeal to stay those orders
🫆On 12 May 2026, the three judges stayed the High Court orders but refused to give reasons at that point
🫆They deferred reasons to 30 October 2026 — nearly five months later
🫆The order took immediate effect, but its legal basis was withheld
🫆Why Omtatah Considers This Unconstitutional
✅Without written reasons, he cannot meaningfully appeal to the Supreme Court
✅The Supreme Court itself has held that reasoned judgments are prerequisite for effective appellate review
✅His constitutional right of appeal under Article 163(4)(a) is rendered practically ineffective
🫆Consequential Harm
✅The contested framework is already being implemented (e.g., US Ebola isolation centre in Kenya)
✅By October 2026 when reasons arrive, consequences will be irreversible — data transferred, fiscal commitments made, regulatory arrangements changed
🫆What He Is Asking JSC to Investigate
✅Gross misconduct
✅Breach of the Judicial Service Code of Conduct and Ethics
✅Violation of constitutional rights to fair hearing and access to justice
✅Conduct in bad faith outside judicial immunity protection
✅Alternatively — incompetence for failing to apply binding Supreme Court precedent

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Their women?

[Bobo K✨️ @wambuiiii3r]

Wewe ni newcomer hauna ata uniform

[Mwenye Kitty 🏆EPL 25/26 CHAMPION🏆 @Hiramwest]

Soma kabisa ukuje utusort master.

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Niliquit 9-5 ilikuwa inanilipa 150k/month.
Imenitake two years for my company kunilipa 67k/month na nafanya kazi from 7AM to 11PM every day, na sometimes unapata uko na employees wanakupea the hardest time ever, na kuwafuta kazi ni even more expensive.

Every month uko na bills za kulipa in the millions, end month kila mtu ako happy isipokuwa wewe juu uko na another 30 days kuraise another million. Na imagine all this trouble ndiyo net salary yako ikuwe 50k

Sometimes doh haitoshi unasema wacha ulipe the employees alafu KRA utawatumia yao by 9th, unajaribu kupata loan bank inakataa juu hauna shamba ya security, inafika 15th unapata weird calls, unashika unapata ni KRA, unawaambia utawalipa next Friday, wanakuambia Friday haiwezekani, labda Thursday. Inabidi uongee with one of your clients akulipe mapema, anakusomea akikuambia biz haifanywi hivo but anaitikia eventually.
Next week inafika unalipa KRA, SHA,NSSF, Housing Levy. Unahave some peace kidogo only to realize that next week ni end month na this time uko na deficit kubwa kushinda last month, and the cycle continues.

Kama uko 9-5 na uko sawa, I can’t advise you to quit. Heri ujaribu entrepreneurship in parallel but usiquit job yako. It feels good when you tell people that you quit your job to pursue your dream but you also need to understand that your dream will take time before it starts paying the bills, and it might also die before you eat a shilling from it.

[First Name @Mwangi___]

@zablonorina1 Someone said that progress is quick where trees need to be cut down in the name of opening up the said route