Noemie

You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.

[KING OF ALL SPORTS @Emmanuel_Tips]

Me to Arsenal fans 🤣😂😅💀�

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Ni furaha kubwa

[Kairetu 👩🏾‍💻 @Mwende_Mugambi]

Tumekuwa tukiwajudge juu ya kukimbia kila siku kumbe mko practicals za kukimbia job kila siku😭

[Noemie @mwangi_ida]

@darline_maiga

[B @ngwata_]

EPRA to Kenyans:

[Noemie @mwangi_ida]

@darline_maiga Different times these ones

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

I had never seen such faces lining up for voter registration, nor have I seen them on a voting day. Kwani hizo siku zingine walikuwa wanajificha wapi. Enyewe Ruto ni Wantam 😂😂

[Noemie @mwangi_ida]

@darline_maiga Very😍

[Noemie @mwangi_ida]

@darline_maiga Receive showers from Naks Vegas😝🌧️

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

South Africa's Nedbank (@Nedbank) has placed a Kes 110.39 billion (US$855.82 million) bid to acquire a 66.0% stake in Kenya's NCBA Group (@NCBABankKenya), a 1.4x price-to-book multiple.

The deal is expected to be consummated some time in Q3/2026.

I sat down with the Managing Director & CEO of NCBA Group, John Gachora (@JohnGachora), to whip through the offer & make sense of it.

A 🧵

[Noemie @mwangi_ida]

@darline_maiga Let’s gooooo💃🏾

[Darlin @darline_maiga]

I don't know who needs to hear this but, this year, dress up and dress really well, and smell good. You're literally the occasion every single day!

[Darlin @darline_maiga]

When I was by the ocean.

[Ben Cyco🇰🇪 @Ben_cyco]

It’s a sad day for Kenya💔

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

How foolish can a government be to declare there’s no public holiday—insisting that everyone must report to work—yet at the same time, they block every major road in the country?

What kind of absurd, mindless governance is this? You tell people to go to work, but deploy battalions of police to erect roadblocks, barricades, and tear gas zones across highways, estates, and central business districts. Do you expect citizens to sprout wings and fly to the office? Are we birds now?

This isn’t just incompetence—it’s deliberate sabotage of ordinary lives. You cannot criminalize movement and expect productivity. You cannot pretend it’s business as usual while holding the nation hostage.

It’s either the government is completely out of touch with reality or it thrives on chaos. Either way, the joke’s on them—and it’s not funny anymore.

[Sinanga_Ubaya_🇰🇪 @mose_louis_]

@Josh001J Acha wajichokeshe, ata The Art of war inasema, enemy asiwai kusoma rada.😂

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Siku ya kuvote tutafungiwa hivo tu.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

[Formerly Brace Face @jwangombe]

Same old shit, just a different time.

[Pipita @mcpipita]

Dolphins eyeing the undersea fiber for their annual cable cutting festival