Sweetie🥰🎀

Sometimes you might be complicit in your own suffering, a little accountability goes a long way ✨

[Rub-A-Dub @gaddafffii]

Huyo CEO alikua anataka kuget down with his niece and niggas are laughing

[🛼 @astrog1rll]

I feel like you should like the way your vagina smells even when it stinks idk

[¿wusyaname? @misterr_jackson]

'tabasamu' is such a beautiful word, rightfully fits its meaning fr

[Wangzz @_Wangereka1]

Mimi oraimo wakileta hata duvet nitanunua
Satisfied client

[Sweetie🥰🎀 @mwangimm623]

@takeraqs They're not wrong

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

As someone who’s in a state of severe depression and is neurodivergent, i just wanna say i showered, brushed my teeth, & left my house today… please clap 😩

[Ruth🐟 @TypeCs4]

Huyu wa saa hii hakuna haja ya therapist, nitaenda tu ushago mahali hakuna network.

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

😀 Gentlemen, quick reality check:
Stop hitting on your child’s teacher during parent meetings.
Stop flirting with waitresses while they’re serving tables.
Stop trying to sleep with your insurance agent before signing the policy.
Stop asking flight attendants and ushers for their numbers while they’re working.
These women are just trying to earn a living — not audition for your bedroom.
If they wanted to trade sex for money, they wouldn’t have gotten the job in the first place.
They can’t easily shut you down without risking their livelihood. So don’t put them in that position.
Just be decent. Respect their work. Simple.

[Sweetie🥰🎀 @mwangimm623]

@MargaretYanki1 They don't have that much of a choice, now do they?

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I pray for women to make money . Being a poor woman is not an option financially unstable women are treated badly everywhere including the families they marry into . Your whole plan should involve you getting the bag . Take it seriously 🤲🙏

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[. @sadssssz]

i think women severely overestimate how many ‘options’ a man has😭

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

The most jealous bitch you know is a man

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kazi hua haitaki mazoeano na anyone. Report to work, do your job & go home.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Scientists don’t want you to know” is a phrase that cracks me up always, cause if you actually meet a scientist, they will be shaking and crying like an overexcited golden retriever, desperate to tell you everything they know.

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you will learn at once how big and precious it is

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Girlies, it’s not a man you want. It’s the money and security you think he has that you want. Just make your own money and see.

[♊️ @SageNroses_]

not dating to marry, not dating to break up, but a secret third thing (dating to enjoy being with a person you're compatible with for as long as you both enjoy each other, no matter if that's months or years or the rest of your lives)

[sama🧚🏽‍♀️ @dom1t1]

'size yangu' utaniambia ka tunatoshana umbwa wewe