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[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

Journalist Nina Shaban’s report on Ksh 32.9 billion spent by offices under William Ruto’s Presidency sparks mixed reactions online, with some Kenyans drawing attention to her vocal delivery.

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

The cost of building a new level 4 hospital is;
1= Ksh. 250 million.
15 = Ksh. 4 billion
Statehouse tea budget = 12 billion
Tell me why we need to run to white people for handouts!

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

A 16-minute gallery of Ruto’s lies.

[Hanifa @Honeyfarsafi]

I don’t think we’re paying much attention to these videos exposing the scam that is affordable housing

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

No truer words have been spoken than this!

[MBAYA ZAIDI @mbayazaidii]

They saw Maraga was slowly taking all the youths plus reasonable older generation
So they brought someone to divert the attention.. and now everyone's forgotten we once had the perfect contender - who could recover the looted money and restore sanity
That famous candidate won't

[wanjiru @Wanjiru2027]

Someone finally told ruto face to face what we keep on telling him daily!!

Hiroyuki amefinya kufinya

[Mbugus @NaitwaMbugus]

Ruto wantam, wantam, Ruto wantam 😁😁😂, aaaahh I'm so entertained

[Waithira_Thuo @thuo_waithera]

We will never repay Omtata even in a thousand years. What a man!!

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Busia Senator Okiya Omtatah wants High Court to declare tallying and verification at the National Tallying Centre illegal, says results announced at the Constituency level are final.

[James @MrJamesKe]

I don’t know how we went from wanting Maraga and Okiya Omtatah to lead this country in 2027 to debating whether the usual faces in the opposition are our best options. We seem to be lowering the bar before the race has even begun. Tujiangalie!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Banks are cutting PesaLink transfer fees to challenge M-Pesa.

Nineteen banks now offer free PesaLink transfers up to Sh1,000 and a flat Sh20 fee for transfers between Sh1,001 and Sh999,999.

The full list of the 19 banks is in the thread below.

[LOCALMAN 🇰🇪 @Localman254_]

"We'll withdraw security from politicians. Walindwe na goons wao, then tukutane ground."

Coast Regional Police Commander Ali Nuno ladies and gentlemen.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Asante Sana to all of you who joined our X Space tonight.

It was a great pleasure seeing you all and having such meaningful conversations.

We will do this again pretty soon. Thank you very much!

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

This Video of Senetor John Methu is 2 minutes but it will save your life!

Listen to it! Share it! Translate into Every Language!

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The day Ronaldinho stopped smiling..

The day Ronaldinho reportedly lost his smile came during a television interview in France, early in his time at Paris Saint-Germain. During the program, host Thierry Ardisson and comedian Laurent Baffie put the Brazilian star in what many viewers considered an uncomfortable and humiliating situation.

Much of the teasing centered on the sweater Ronaldinho was wearing. Unaware of its personal significance, Baffie reportedly asked Ronaldinho if he was bisexual and, after he denied it, repeatedly pressured him to take off the sweater. Ronaldinho later explained that it was the last gift his grandmother had given him before she passed away, and he wore it because it helped him feel close to her.

[Pamoja Road Safety ⛑️ @CFCJoes]

Wacha niwachanue kidogo ndio next time ukiulizwa tyres zako ni size gani, usiseme medium size 😄

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

“You fought a hard fight against a President, a Deputy President, 7 CSs, 16 PSs, 91 MPs, a train, two boats, 2000 police officers... Wewe ni mtoto wa Mungu.” Gachagua to Ol Kalou’s MP-elect Kamau

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

How to kill procrastination:

[Kina @thesekinah]

When I finally win, I won’t say much, I will only post this video without caption