Tangerine

Old school.

[Amb. Macharia Kamau @AmbMKamau]

Flew over night #KQ business class again. They still don’t have toothpaste, toothbrushes, no toiletries. No eye blinders, no earplugs. No pajamas. The only thing you get is toilet paper. This has been the case all year. Nothing has improved. Very expensive ticket. Why?

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@MutwiriMutuota The host nations are guaranteed qualification together with the group winners- even if they finish last in their groups

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@VkBoit iPhone 7 is an ancient model. Upgrade your device

[Global Athletics Hub @glblathletichub]

Fastest 100m per country in history:

🇯🇲 Usain Bolt - 9.58s (+0.9)
🇺🇸 Tyson Gay - 9.69s (+2.0)
🇰🇪 Ferdinand Omanyala - 9.77s (+1.2)
🇮🇹 Lamont Marcell Jacobs - 9.80s (+0.1)
🇹🇹 Richard Thompson - 9.82s (+1.7)
🇿🇦 Akani Simbine - 9.82s (+1.0)
🇬🇧 Zharnel Hughes - 9.83s (+1.3)

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

For the record I did find Abby's mother a 90k-a-month job,40k monthly upkeep ever since. She went ahead to get her own 3 other kids though.

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@KRACare Excited for his incoming PAYE and Housing Levy?

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

Nairobi was built on a swamp and will always be a swamp whenever it rains.

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@RamzZy_ This is a bread-based joke

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@HonAdenDuale You have never posted such a match report for any Kenyan or African club

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@KE_MrBlack Madem

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@CAFCofficial You understand the assignment

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

Mimi ndio Sifuna,
Katibu Mkuu wa chama cha ODM,
Seneta wa Nairobi,
Naibu kiranja wa wail wachache katika bunge la Senate.

@edwinsifuna is who he thinks he is!

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@_musenya How many men’s houses have you sampled?

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@KE_MrBlack More than 5 employers have hired me base on my cv and interviews only. No bribing. No godfather. No connections.

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@MissWK_ You just need to be on SHA

[Sunny Bindra @sunnysunwords]

You don't flag off relief food. You send it quickly, quietly and shamefacedly.

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@Finehairr_ White race is pure. Add any other race and it aint white anymore

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@husseinmoha What are the options? Where will the league be played during this period?

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@Dollar__SM Madaraka Day is only 108 days away.

[Tangerine @mwangisaq]

@EricNjiiru What are the reasons given? Kenya is probably behind schedule for it to be successfully held next year.