Simba ya Tsavo🦁

Project Manager | Monitoring and Evaluation
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[Daniel Njugi @danielnjugi1]

Kenyan collaborators back then vs now - Home Guard

[Simba ya Tsavo🦁 @mwangiwa021]

@moneyacademyKE When you're a leading airline continentally, can you make losses really? The only scenario you can make losses is in the case of KRA where revenue is collected properly but later misused. Our issue as the country lies in whom we put in boadrooms not those working in the fields

[Simba ya Tsavo🦁 @mwangiwa021]

@ChelseaFC We still need to keep clean sheets though

[Simba ya Tsavo🦁 @mwangiwa021]

@HassanMcOjwang I'll quietly sneak this in; there is more than meets the eyes and ears in this case. Sincere condolences to the family

[Simba ya Tsavo🦁 @mwangiwa021]

@TlatoaniAztec I'd disown her if I was the kid, the moment I saw this video

[Simba ya Tsavo🦁 @mwangiwa021]

@EPLBible He needs it for the crack money more than the kid need it for a momento😂😂😂

[Simba ya Tsavo🦁 @mwangiwa021]

@C_NyaKundiH The sad thing is, he'll still convince people with the theatrics he's pulling right now. We need to revamp the civic education drive to the maximum. That's the sure way of beating him at his own game

[Simba ya Tsavo🦁 @mwangiwa021]

@georgediano For these things to end, we have to identify the perpetrators by name so that it can put these people in check. You'll find this in the news and no one will be mentioned just titles; the supervisor, the boss and so forth. Expose their identities so we can know them in public.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

“Nikiongea muamke mshangilie, mseme mnataka pesa”
😂😂 so this is how watchmen were briefed before going to stahouse. Government bloggers huwa hawapost kama hizi😂😂😂

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

The law is the law. It does not matter for how long the law has been violated. Article 138(1) & (2) of the Constitution, on the Procedure at presidential election, categorically provides:
(1) If only one candidate for President is nominated, that candidate shall be declared elected.
(2) If two or more candidates for President are nominated, an election shall be held in each constituency.
Voting at elections is conducted as provided under Article 86, which provides:

86. At every election, the Independent Electoral and Boundaries
Commission shall ensure that-

(a) whatever voting method is used, the system is simple, accurate, verifiable, secure, accountable and transparent;

(b) the votes cast are counted, tabulated and the results announced promptly by the presiding officer at each polling station;

(c) the results from the polling stations are openly and accurately collated and promptly announced by the returning officer; and (d) appropriate structures and mechanisms to eliminate electoral malpractice are put in place, including the safekeeping of election materials.

From the law above, there is no way the results for the Presidential elections cannot be announced at the Constituency as required by the Constitution. #ReKe #GetitDone #KnowYourConstitution

[Blaize ™ @Furious_red_]

Wait, both Messi and Ronaldo have played in 6 world cup tournaments but only Ronaldo has scored in all of them, does that mean Messi went an entire world cup campaign without a goal?

[Simba ya Tsavo🦁 @mwangiwa021]

@MrCharlesky Where's the link sir?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🇵🇹 975 career goals for Cristiano Ronaldo.

10 World Cup goals, most in Portugal whole history.

2 goals at the 2026 World Cup so far, 41 years old.

[EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬 @ejykmykel1]

Chinese Man was reminded that colonialism ended decades ago with a dirty slap.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Men are simple beings. Always happy when they're alone.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

*WILLIAM OH WILLIAM*

William the academic removed the word "enough" from the dictionary.

William the magician turns yours into his.

William the chef cooks one million chapati in a day.

William the high priest builds churches to pray for development.

William the economist borrows to tax the loan.

Ooh William, ooh William, cut the forest and pray for rain.

William oh William, education is the key, sells the key and changes the padlock.

Ooh William, ooh William, builds houses for the starving.
Ooh william takes 40 gives back 10 to divide among 5 himself included

Ooh William, ooh William, what miracle can you not perform?

Asanteni 🤣🤣🤣

[Mayowa @Mayoveli]

When smart people run a country, it shows.

They’ve handled the entire situation with discipline, remaining steady even after losing key leaders. The plan never changed, and they stayed the course. At the same time, they understand exactly when to use optics to send a clear message.

[Willy kanga @Willy_kanga_]

This is why you don’t rely on one route, a wise man secures Venezuela before Hormuz shuts down

[Mercy 🌺🌹 @Mercy_datgirl_]

Holy comeback 😂😂