mwas

leave me alone 😎

[mwas @Mwas_254_]

When you want to go to heaven but Jesus show's you all the memes you've liked

[alexei @alexeixbt]

delete tiktok. watch old movies. embrace boredom. quit doomscrolling. eat without stimulation. hang out in book shops. slow your mornings down. walk without headphones. start believing in yourself. create phone boundaries. stare out the window. visualize your future. learn new skills. seek discomfort. experience life.

[Mkisii🇰🇪 @mkiisii]

The amount of focus and consistency watu hueka before waomoke is very high. Hata huyo mwenye unadhani aliomoka na shortcut ni vile hujui story yake.

[mwas @Mwas_254_]

@VincentValdano Posted for the first time in a while

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Hapa Nairobi Tunapea faith Odhiambo senator. Jalas and Winnie can start a podcast and struggle like the rest of us

[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

WhatsApp letting you leave a group silently is the most important update they ever dropped

[Mad mose🇰🇪🇯🇲 @Madmose0]

"Bro niokolee tenje yako niflash mtu dakika jamo🙃

[Dalai Nyama @DALiii_Danger]

It’s crazy how it’s 2026 and the government is still promising us the same things they promised our parents in 1994.

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Kuna jamaa huchat na my woman na venye kunaenda ni kama wamepanga date hii weekend, the guy looks financial stable and has a bmw, he even sent its picture kwa whatsapp, sitaki kumuuliza, wacha weekend ifike nione venye nitapangwa haha

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

EPRA has sharply increased fuel prices for the October 15 to November 14, 2026, period.

— Super petrol up by Sh12.9 to Sh226.9 per litre
— Diesel up by Sh9.9 to Sh226.9 per litre

[CENTAURO @Octavio_01]

Me encanta Twitter, Da la sensación de que todos estamos en la misma sala del psiquiátrico.

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

u know ur fucked when u keep skipping every song

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

So this is how indigenous insects are crossing continents these days.

[𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐀𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐥 @SankaraDispatch]

White people: "Africans should go back to Africa"

Meanwhile:

[float @notesbyfloat]

@riqsz5 they do this to you in public

[Proud Kafir @lastkafir]

Dear Muslims if Allah commanded you to kill non believers, why did he create them?

[mwas @Mwas_254_]

@MissLingard14 We uki ni chase ill run

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Hapa unaosha vyombo ukieka kwa mfuko

[H!TLER™🌸🏆🛡️ @mlipu_zii]

That spacious babe anaharakisha ndo tusimuone

[FC Kibe @Kibet_Goat]

My first job nilikua offered 80k salary nikajua wakicheza na allowances then serikali itoe yake sitakosa kitu 150k. End month ilifika employer akaniekea 35k karibu niruke kichwa. I had to seek therapy. I kept that payslip to date as a reminder that clean money will end us buana

[Dr. Kipkoech Cheruiyot @kipkoecheruiyot]

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