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[Michael Owino @OwinoMichael_]

Inasemekana huyo jamaa alinunua nyumba Kenya na ako uhai. Chivayo is 100% alive. He had to do something so that Us intelligence can stop tracking him. It’s good for him kupotea kwa mtandao coz angepatikana. I always asked myself why he gifted people cars before his disappearance.

The gifting of cars was to reduce amount of money he had to avoid freezing and tracking. Now that amepotea kwa mtandao at least he can do his things in low key. Majamaa huyo mjaste ako huku

[Guru Miato @Techsupport97]

Kuna njia nyingine Wakenya wameinvent.
Funika camera, weka kitu soft chini then achia jua kazi yake. By the time 20 mins inaishia ile software ya kulipia simu za MKopa iko cracked. Ni ukweli ama ?

[Tarzan🧌 @Tarzanjr554]

🚨 Lamine Yamal on the rumours linking him with Liverpool:

🎙️ “I’ve seen the Liverpool rumours, of course. You can’t play football at this level and not see your name linked with big clubs. But Liverpool is a club I have always respected. The history, Anfield, the supporters, the way they make their players feel important you notice those things.”

“I’m very happy at Barcelona and I have a contract there, so I’m not sitting at home thinking about transfers. But I also won’t lie and pretend Liverpool is just another club. When a club like Liverpool is mentioned, you listen. You have to respect what they’ve built.”

“And if you ask me what I think about playing at Anfield one day? I’d love that. I’ve watched the atmosphere there and it’s different. The supporters demand a lot, but they also give you something back. As a player, you want to experience nights like that.”

“So I’m not going to say, ‘I’m joining Liverpool tomorrow.’ But I’ll say this: if one day I leave Barcelona, I want my next club to feel like a football decision, not just a transfer. And Liverpool is definitely the kind of club you think about when you talk about football.”

[Internet @ThabigRexy]

you look younger than your age because you don't carry envy or bad energy

[Muvs 🐦‍🔥 @Youknowhodis_]

Mrembo amejam sijakuwa nikimtext lakini niko na George Best

[Juvy @JuvyWicks]

The reason I don’t deal With women in their early 20’s is because they still have light in their eyes. They still have goals and hope. I like mine 30+ with broken dreams and finally grasping reality.

[Maria Moore @MariaMoorexbae]

boobies are proof that men can focus on two things at once

[Vee 🖤🧁 @Victoria_Momolu]

I like how people on twitter express my thoughts and all I have to do is just repost. Thank you 😭

[Inside Reality Football @RealityLfc]

Roy keane on the difference between Alisson and Courtois.

🗣️“Both are great goalkeepers in my view but their mentality is a different thing on the pitch, with Courtois you can try as many shots as you could in a game and still can’t score, especially shots that goes up in the poles are easy take for him.”

“He also makes unbelievable saves in games, but for Alisson the story is different because he makes the most impossible saves, saves you doubted that the ball is getting into the net.”

“Again he’s a 1v1 machine, I wonder how he does that sometimes, many times, several moments in big games he makes that counts as an effort to the team, stretching to the maximum possible level to make a save.”

“You can tell me Courtois is a good goalkeepers but I will tell you Alisson is the best goalkeeper with some of the most incredible performances in world football, it’s very clear to say.”

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

The lads congratulate @MoSalah for his @PFA Players' Player of the Year award. 👏👏👏

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨JUST IN: Manchester City chief on sponsorship deals: “WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT”

Leaked email EXPOSES Simon Pearce, part of Man City’s inner circle, saying they CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT on a sponsorship deal to cover financial shortfall.

[𝑫𝒖𝑲𝒆! @whotfisDuke]

I only talk to women who are already feeling me. I don't have time for auditions

[Thrap @Thrap444]

After sex, you’ll realize you didn’t even need to have sex

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

What’s stopping me from walking into a random hotel at 8am, confidently heading to the breakfast buffet, acting like I have a room upstairs, eating, and just walking out?

[𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗩𝗜𝗖 🌱 @dhunter_01]

Being fvcked by a woman who hates your girlfriend is so heavenly.

[derock @derocktoldme]

🚨🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: | UEFA has finally given Barcelona Champions League 𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡 over the Negreira case till the case is settled,UEFA has taken action without waiting for the Spanish court verdict. 😨🇪🇸

Bournemouth is said to replace their spot in the champions league having finishing sixth in the premier league last season.

UEFA has been investigating the case since 2023 and has used their power to sanction the club independently.

[Jaynett🦋 @wunmisznn]

Looking younger than your age will forever be a flex.