mwayner

Formerly known as @Mellers84. I love AEW & WWE even if that’s not allowed. Mama to Dahlia 👶🏻 Juju 🐶 Angus 🐶 Eevee 🐶 Kitty 🐈 Dave’s baby mama 💍

[mwayner @mwayner1]

I finished the book “A Man Named Ove” about 9 hours ago. I’m still thinking about it. I never cried reading a book before. It was so freaking good.

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

When you’re nWo, you’re nWo 4 life 🤘🏻

[mwayner @mwayner1]

Danhausen was the best part of Wrestlemania. That is all.

[mwayner @mwayner1]

Trying to focus on good things like getting tickets to see the motherfucking STROKES.

[mwayner @mwayner1]

White cheddar Cheetos and Diet Coke are calling my name. SOS

[mwayner @mwayner1]

I think I’m just rooting for MGK in life.

[mwayner @mwayner1]

I already love and appreciate my man, but damn the internet has really made me appreciate him more. Whose partner doesn’t get them Christmas gifts?!

[mwayner @mwayner1]

I need to turn off the tv and can’t find the remote so I’m reading tweets.

[mwayner @mwayner1]

I am randomly watching “Pooh’s Corner”. I know I loved this as a child, but dear god this is terrifying.

[mwayner @mwayner1]

I HATE decorating the tree, even if I love it when it’s complete. 2/3 to go 😩

[mwayner @mwayner1]

I’ve been reading about serial killers before bed and have developed insomnia and irrational fears 😢😂

[mwayner @mwayner1]

I feel like I need to celebrate that my man got me amazing seats for @machinegunkelly next weekend. I felt dahlia move for the first time at an MGK show and two years later she knows all the words to “Cliche”. She always grabs my phone and asks for “K”.

[mwayner @mwayner1]

#toddlerlife is wondering what is on the chair, upon further inspection realize it’s a piece of pepperoni, and then think to yourself ‘well, that just makes sense’. I was more surprised one of the beagles didn’t find it first.

[mwayner @mwayner1]

Future hubby took me to meet a penguin for my birthday. And he adopted one for me. Best day, ever. I’m a lucky girl 🥰

[mwayner @mwayner1]

Actual footage of all of my ex-boyfriends.

[zada @imzadacs]

-$70k in 3 hours

[mwayner @mwayner1]

Watched my toddler put a little bit of each food group in her mouth at once.. and not a good combo. 🤢 #toddlersarevile

[mwayner @mwayner1]

Why are hashbrowns so good and make everything happier? #workthoughts

[mwayner @mwayner1]

Give me a straw. #talesfromthekitchen #imbored #everyoneisasleep #eventbedogsandcat

[mwayner @mwayner1]

My mom’s friend asked me if my child would get upset if she gave her toys that were not white people. I think of that every time I see them. Related: my kid actually loves anyone who isn’t white and tolerates white people 🤣🤣

[mwayner @mwayner1]

My stress capybara broke today. That’s all I have to say about my week.