Matt Becker📎

Progressive LDS. Aspiring Philosopher King. Husband. Dad. Sports nerd. History nerd. News nerd. SciFi nerd. Nerd. My mom thinks I'm funny. My wife laughs at me.

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

Don’t know who needs to see this right now, but here’s Mia eating a bowl of oatmeal.

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@BlackBlessedLDS My wife and I “met” online in August (10 years ago). Met in person in November. Got engaged in February. Got married in May. Seemed interminable. 5-10 years is just cuckoo.

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@OleTimeHardball Not sure how you leave Henry Rowengartner out of that rotation

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@AntiToxicPeople @atrupar “We will rule over all this land. And we will call it … this land.”

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@SleeperReds Down 7-0, acting like that cost them the game.

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@TheSeventhBrat @Super70sSports These might be the 2 truest posts of all time.

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@RedsDaily4 Also noteworthy: Reds pitchers issued 0 walks today.

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@BenUticone For me, it’s the sudden “Here’s another food your body has decided you can’t eat anymore.”

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@esjesjesj Almost verbatim what my wife and I said

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

I am your new gluten allergy. Resistance is futile. Your life, as you have known it, is over.

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

The about-face from this to the constant boot-licking will be their legacies.

[Elizabeth @alluringmedia]

January 6th is when Lindsey went on the floor and said he was done with Trump. Then Kevin McCarthy, then Mitch McConnell (all in this clip).

They could have walked away and followed through with the impeachment.

Don't ever forget that it's been the Republicans in Congress who have enabled this for the last 10 years.

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@factpostnews @carlsson808 Yes. That — and that alone — is what’s causing GI issues in Taco Bell customers.

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@esjesjesj No you can’t! Clearly these are the only 6 movies that are being released this year!

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@gaghyogi49 This is the kind of detail that I would never notice, but I love that there are super-nerds out there that can spot it.

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

Well, for one thing, they probably shouldn’t have made all those cars out of dynamite.

[Ezekiel @zuko77732]

This scene 🎬 caught me completely off guard 😮

(Final Destination🎬) still slaps. 🪵💥☠️

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

Not sure that telling people who paid for a full season of MLBTV that there’s an entire day’s worth of games that they can’t watch is the win you think it is.

[MLB @MLB]

End the holiday weekend with 15 games on Star-Spangled Sunday! 🇺🇸

(MLB x @Ford)

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@X_Ray44 @CBoxSports I was thinking the same thing when I was watching it. He acted like these injuries happen every day.

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@AdamParkhomenko It was the most-attended state fair ever! Period!!

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@BenUticone The good old days I miss is when our hometown had a thriving anchor business, small stores filling Fall Street downtown, and an economy that didn’t rely on Walmart and a landfill.

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@HeadWarriorTWM Gone in 60 Seconds (Nic Cage)

[Matt Becker📎 @mwb1980]

@slater57649 Tarantino just bookmarked this post.