Michael Weaver

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@ErikaKerr Like the fruit? This wasn’t a euphemism or something right? 🤨

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@Joshua_Foltz No?

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@JPhillips13 exactly. I now live an exciting life of passing out while watching wheel of fortune

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@JPhillips13 yeah enjoy it and welcome to the club

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@littleredone__ thats sounds like a good idea right now. thanks for the tip

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Oh. My. God. 13/10 magical af

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

All the coffee in this building won't help today, but I'm going for it anyway.

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@itsHAMmertimex Nope! I've only heard awful things about it from coworkers though. What's it really like?

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@itsHAMmertimex I don't think the sentence "I never want to leave New Jersey" has ever been said in the history of mankind.

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@itsHAMmertimex @Joshua_Foltz too bad your tweets are protected. Wanted to quote this for the validation Josh and I desperately need.

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@itsHAMmertimex @Joshua_Foltz Josh again will confirm I am not cool. You're probably still safe lol

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@itsHAMmertimex my boy @Joshua_Foltz must back me up here. This is real.

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@itsHAMmertimex lol I knew you'd say something about that, it was better than saying "I agree." At least in my mind haha

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@itsHAMmertimex church

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

I want to be a treant now... Thanks @Joshua_Foltz

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

This kid and his grandma are debating if spongebob is a sponge or a piece of cheese....

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@s_finley3 me too....

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@itsHAMmertimex oh man some good old LFO, very nice lol

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@_fisheye_ oh tiny Rick...

[Michael Weaver @mweaverr]

@JPhillips13 I've been preaching that for years 😂