NMS❤️

Risk, luck and blessings. My father’s wildest dream.

[NMS❤️ @mweenzu_]

If you have read a thousand splendid suns, Sarah’s character is almost the same as Mariam. Both fathers have the same character flaw. #thepolygamist

[M.eilar 💗 @Karugiii]

Atp, it’s just me and Michael Jackson who haven’t watched his movie

[Jay @Wavymafia]

After I bounce back from this I promise I’ll never let myself get here again.

[NMS❤️ @mweenzu_]

OR Tambo, Qatar airways. The lady told me I was a minute late and that there was nothing she could do. I went home🤣

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road.
Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me.
I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy.
The woman checked her screen, looked at me, then said, “You were the last passenger.”
I laughed a little because what else do you do at that point?
Then she lowered her voice and said, “The plane is still on the ground.”
Next thing I know this airport employee is SPEED WALKING me through the terminal like we’re in an action movie.
Security waved me through, another worker grabbed my carry-on to help me run, and I’m apologizing to literally everyone while fighting for my life.
I got to the gate completely out of breath.
The guy scanning boarding passes looked at me and said, “Eh, Nairobi traffic. We understand.”
People on the plane actually clapped when I walked in looking half dead.
I have never respected airport workers more in my life. Big up to them.

[Ona!!!😻 @posiiiiiii_]

I’m broke again, here comes the anger issues.

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

[Billiato’s daughter @billiato_ntogi]

🕯️ for me to stop being shocked when my age mates get pregnant! Ngimdala 😭

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

the depression wore off, my ego coming back y’all are fcked

[Optimistic Maiden. @Takunachola]

Twitter, wait till u find out it has a public health care system that even caters to Zimbabweans at no cost. We looked after a Zim baby with hydrocephalus, coz your advanced country neglected her, stayed here ate free food. Focus on that,while Chivanyo flaunts his wealth.

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

Being an ex expires guys, please!

[S @nlvvc_]

the problem people have with me is that i see them clearly

[Dura,coco money🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

All jokes aside, I’m very very materialistic and I like money.

[solé @layxsnv]

I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.

[ℤ𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕙𝕦! @zee_zhu_]

I'm actually a very happy person. My only low moments are when I don't have money.

[BODE @neverelent]

I like you because you like me. The moment you
stop liking me, I stop liking you. I no dey follow
anybody do unconditional love.

[ₜₒₗᵤ𝓌ₐˡᵃₛₑ🌸 @toluwalase_xo]

"I like you"
Na normal thing, join queue.

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

i’m so fake antisocial. i make friends so easily. the people love me 😭😭😭

[Softboy @softboywin]

peer pressure doesn’t work on me, like AT ALL. I’m not doing anything I don’t wanna do, simple.

[⚜️ @SupremeboyJu]

2025 I ran a strict program, 2026 I’m running a military program

[NMS❤️ @mweenzu_]

The one you gave me has finished 😔

[chairlady @perfectwyS]

God please can I have another moneyyyy?