Mollie Welly

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

“It shall be called the Super Bowl and will be a huge national event played deep into the night on Sunday when everyone must go into work on Monday.”

“Why not play it on Saturday?”

“Nobody knows.”

[Mollie Welly @mwelly90]

I never knew until like 4 years ago that being a latchkey kid wasn’t normal

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

being a latchkey kid was sad but kids who had a parent home to greet them never got to live in that lawless two hours where you could eat something weird and you and your brother could hit each other

[Mollie Welly @mwelly90]

@TheGoldenRatio4 pet at your own risk!

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

You know the country is in rough shape when there's an assassination attempt and the only real debate is to whether or not the government was in on it or are they just so fucking awful at even the most basic tasks that we can no longer tell the difference

[RunwayDan @RunwayDan]

And then the little dog would say "yo quiero Taco Bell" and we would all laugh and laugh. It was a simpler time.

[Mollie Welly @mwelly90]

Evil embodied as President Snow

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Donald Sutherland has sadly passed away at the age of 88.

[Mollie Welly @mwelly90]

This. Barring any extreme circumstances, they’re not a choice. They’re for life. I will cross any mountain for my dogs.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[Mollie Welly @mwelly90]

I’ve watched this twice and it didn’t get better the second time. Maybe worse if I’m being honest…

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Resident idiot Kamala Harris gives a sports history lesson, claims there were no brackets for the women’s NCAA Tournament until 2022. Legit, who is advising her? And how did they think it was determined who played who before then?

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Did you know that Red Pandas use their tails as pillows?

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

I have absolutely nothing in common with people who "forget to eat."

[Drew (some assembly required) @dmc1138]

Office Tip: If you have an even slightly more advanced understanding of Excel, do not, I repeat, do not share this secret with your coworkers.

[Mollie Welly @mwelly90]

I would love for someone to explain to me WHY babies spit out their pacifier dozens of times when, simultaneously, the only thing they want is their pacifier in their mouth

[Mollie Welly @mwelly90]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. We do not deserve dogs 🥹

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jasper. He saw you blowing a kiss but didn't realize it was for him. Ready to catch the next one. 13/10

[Mollie Welly @mwelly90]

@TheGoldenRatio4 CB you are such a great artist!

[Mollie Welly @mwelly90]

@Captain_Dewas So angry

[Mollie Welly @mwelly90]

@JohnnyBrunaccio @LuckysST Ouch

[Mollie Welly @mwelly90]

So you’re saying not everyone had to plan their Halloween costumes around layers???

[Mollie Welly @mwelly90]

The Sandlot and it’s not up for discussion

[Mollie Welly @mwelly90]

“Mollie, how do I make this Word document 1.5 space?”

-a boomer who thinks she knows everything and will point out your every mistake